Results - Caption Competition
Here are the results of the caption competition;
First:
"I desperately need your advice Dragon...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
(sherrilina - Team Morgana)
Second:
Dragon: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Merlz: Animal!
Dragon: Is it a person?
Merlz: Yes.
Dragon: Is it a prince? Is it Arthur? It is Arthur, isn't it.
Merlz: ....how did you know?
Drag: I'm bored, young warlock, not stupid.
(furloughday - Team Gwen)
Third:
Slash Dragon: It is your destiny, Merlin!
Merlin: Sparkling in sunlight is not my destiny!
(atomic89 - Team Gwen)
Team Gwen: 100
Team Merlin: 90
Team Arthur: 55
Team Morgana: 50
Team Arthur
punklegolas
Dragon: Let me tell you what Uther did this one time at the 2005 Camelot Christmas Party...
Dragon: I told you no Merlin! I will not let you ride me, i'm not a horse!
Merlin: What about this one?
Dragon: Hmmm, good. But I prefer you in the blue.
Dragon: Then I want you to pick up my dry cleaning, do my grocery shopping, polish my bed of rocks, clean out the spiderwebs...
lydkami
"OMGWTFDRAGONBBQ!?"
"Merlin: Is it true that all exotic meat tastes like chicken?
GreatDragon: That is true young warlock.
Merlin: Does that include dragon meat?"
"Dear writers,
I'm getting tired of only seeing Merlin in that horrid combination of colour, if you're not going to improve it could you at least accept my last submission for the cave's new decoration colour scheme?
Yours truly,
The Great Dragon."
"Merlin: 'Jump Kilgharrah, jump!'"
sheswatching
God, does he ever stop talking>?
Hey, Dragon, I brought you this firesicle!
The Slash Dragon was not amused by Merlin's stories about Arthur
Team Gwen:
misspopuri
The Dragon perched on his rocky throne as Merlin stared up in awe at him, not knowing the great destiny between them that was about to unfold.
Merlin's quest was simple: Find and Return the ring, destroying it in the fire of the dragon's breath.
The miniature human warlock asks the great Kilgarrah for advice.
'Arthur must not die!' screams the Great Dragon. Merlin hangs head in shame, 'Yeah, yeah, I know already, get off my back.'
atomic89
Merlin was starting to get tired of the staring contest.
Slash Dragon: Did you bring the cookies?
Merlin: ...And then she exploded! How cool is that?!
Slash Dragon: ....
Slash Dragon: It is your destiny, Merlin!
Merlin: Sparkling in sunlight is not my destiny!
furloughday
Merlin: I'll give my life for him. He is my prince. I cannot lose him. Now...give me a straight answer!
G. Dragon: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Merlin: You win some, you lose some.
Dragz: That doesn't work in this situation, Merlin. Stop hiding out down here and go save him.
Dragon: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Merlz: Animal!
Dragon: Is it a person?
Merlz: Yes.
Dragon: Is it a prince? Is it Arthur? It is Arthur, isn't it.
Merlz: ....how did you know?
Drag: I'm bored, young warlock, not stupid.
thedreamygirl
Now remember Merlin...I want extra pepperoni and no anchovies this time!
Look into my eyes, young warlock, and you will see...*warbles* "what you meant to meeee" (explanation)
Merlin, how many times have I told you to knock before entering?
Team Merlin
randomb33
Dragon: Merlin, I'm over the moon that you and Arthur finally pulled your heads out of your butts and got together, but my cave is right below Arthur's chambers and you are loud. I need my beauty sleep.
Merlin: What do you want from me?!
Dragon: I want you to promise that one day, you will free me. And get me a girl dragon. I have gone twenty-one years without a boff. I used to get tail twice a day. More even. Do you know how frustrated I am right now? VERY FRUSTRATED.
Merlin: .......*shaking and crying*
Dragon: Don't you want to read my epic schoolboy!AU?
Dragon: You would do well to remember, boy, to meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
alexi_lupin
Dragon: What do you mean they were sold out of Wicked Wings?!
Dragon: And remember, Merlin - use protection.
Merlin: ...How did my life become this?
Dragon: I just got my nails done - what do you think?
Merlin: ... so do you have any idea where the birth canal will be?
thecheekydragon
Merlin: I need to know how to reverse the spell for turning a pompous prince into a furious frog.
Dragon: Hahahahahaha
The Slash Dragon could not help but *squee* at Merlin's suggestion that he be the one to kiss Arthur in order to break the enchantment.
Dragon: You must listen, young warlock. You must never let Gaius drink the blue potion he's fond of mixing.
Merlin was not amused at the Dragon's advice that he should cast a spell on Uther that would make him forgot to put his clothes on in the mornings.
pendragonss
Dragon: So we'll have tea at three then?
Dragon: I just got a manicure! What do you think? I love the color, don't you?
Merlin: Let me guess... you're Glaurung for Halloween.
Dragon: No way, I'm Charizard!
Arthur: *echo* Awhoooooooooooooo
Merlin: Arthur? Arthur!
Dragon: Dang it ....no, I wasn't getting revenge *smile*
joymaro
Merlin hated going to the Dragon before he ate - waaaay too many creepy looks.
"Awwww, come on! Just a couple of details?"
"No!"
"Don't be like that, Merlin.... pleeeeease."
"Stop it!"
"Come on, I know what you guys got up to last night... just tell me who topped."
"PERV!!!!"
Team Morgana
sherrilina
Merlin should have known better than to challenge the Great Dragon to a staring contest...
Merlin knew that the Dragon was a good man and worthy of trust, having ~looked into his eyes and soul~....
"You want to take a ride on my WHAT?!" -Merlin
"I desperately need your advice Dragon...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
First:
"I desperately need your advice Dragon...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
(sherrilina - Team Morgana)
Second:
Dragon: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Merlz: Animal!
Dragon: Is it a person?
Merlz: Yes.
Dragon: Is it a prince? Is it Arthur? It is Arthur, isn't it.
Merlz: ....how did you know?
Drag: I'm bored, young warlock, not stupid.
(furloughday - Team Gwen)
Third:
Slash Dragon: It is your destiny, Merlin!
Merlin: Sparkling in sunlight is not my destiny!
(atomic89 - Team Gwen)
Team Gwen: 100
Team Merlin: 90
Team Arthur: 55
Team Morgana: 50
Team Arthur
punklegolas
Dragon: Let me tell you what Uther did this one time at the 2005 Camelot Christmas Party...
Dragon: I told you no Merlin! I will not let you ride me, i'm not a horse!
Merlin: What about this one?
Dragon: Hmmm, good. But I prefer you in the blue.
Dragon: Then I want you to pick up my dry cleaning, do my grocery shopping, polish my bed of rocks, clean out the spiderwebs...
lydkami
"OMGWTFDRAGONBBQ!?"
"Merlin: Is it true that all exotic meat tastes like chicken?
GreatDragon: That is true young warlock.
Merlin: Does that include dragon meat?"
"Dear writers,
I'm getting tired of only seeing Merlin in that horrid combination of colour, if you're not going to improve it could you at least accept my last submission for the cave's new decoration colour scheme?
Yours truly,
The Great Dragon."
"Merlin: 'Jump Kilgharrah, jump!'"
sheswatching
God, does he ever stop talking>?
Hey, Dragon, I brought you this firesicle!
The Slash Dragon was not amused by Merlin's stories about Arthur
Team Gwen:
misspopuri
The Dragon perched on his rocky throne as Merlin stared up in awe at him, not knowing the great destiny between them that was about to unfold.
Merlin's quest was simple: Find and Return the ring, destroying it in the fire of the dragon's breath.
The miniature human warlock asks the great Kilgarrah for advice.
'Arthur must not die!' screams the Great Dragon. Merlin hangs head in shame, 'Yeah, yeah, I know already, get off my back.'
atomic89
Merlin was starting to get tired of the staring contest.
Slash Dragon: Did you bring the cookies?
Merlin: ...And then she exploded! How cool is that?!
Slash Dragon: ....
Slash Dragon: It is your destiny, Merlin!
Merlin: Sparkling in sunlight is not my destiny!
furloughday
Merlin: I'll give my life for him. He is my prince. I cannot lose him. Now...give me a straight answer!
G. Dragon: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Merlin: You win some, you lose some.
Dragz: That doesn't work in this situation, Merlin. Stop hiding out down here and go save him.
Dragon: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Merlz: Animal!
Dragon: Is it a person?
Merlz: Yes.
Dragon: Is it a prince? Is it Arthur? It is Arthur, isn't it.
Merlz: ....how did you know?
Drag: I'm bored, young warlock, not stupid.
thedreamygirl
Now remember Merlin...I want extra pepperoni and no anchovies this time!
Look into my eyes, young warlock, and you will see...*warbles* "what you meant to meeee" (explanation)
Merlin, how many times have I told you to knock before entering?
Team Merlin
randomb33
Dragon: Merlin, I'm over the moon that you and Arthur finally pulled your heads out of your butts and got together, but my cave is right below Arthur's chambers and you are loud. I need my beauty sleep.
Merlin: What do you want from me?!
Dragon: I want you to promise that one day, you will free me. And get me a girl dragon. I have gone twenty-one years without a boff. I used to get tail twice a day. More even. Do you know how frustrated I am right now? VERY FRUSTRATED.
Merlin: .......*shaking and crying*
Dragon: Don't you want to read my epic schoolboy!AU?
Dragon: You would do well to remember, boy, to meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
alexi_lupin
Dragon: What do you mean they were sold out of Wicked Wings?!
Dragon: And remember, Merlin - use protection.
Merlin: ...How did my life become this?
Dragon: I just got my nails done - what do you think?
Merlin: ... so do you have any idea where the birth canal will be?
thecheekydragon
Merlin: I need to know how to reverse the spell for turning a pompous prince into a furious frog.
Dragon: Hahahahahaha
The Slash Dragon could not help but *squee* at Merlin's suggestion that he be the one to kiss Arthur in order to break the enchantment.
Dragon: You must listen, young warlock. You must never let Gaius drink the blue potion he's fond of mixing.
Merlin was not amused at the Dragon's advice that he should cast a spell on Uther that would make him forgot to put his clothes on in the mornings.
pendragonss
Dragon: So we'll have tea at three then?
Dragon: I just got a manicure! What do you think? I love the color, don't you?
Merlin: Let me guess... you're Glaurung for Halloween.
Dragon: No way, I'm Charizard!
Arthur: *echo* Awhoooooooooooooo
Merlin: Arthur? Arthur!
Dragon: Dang it ....no, I wasn't getting revenge *smile*
joymaro
Merlin hated going to the Dragon before he ate - waaaay too many creepy looks.
"Awwww, come on! Just a couple of details?"
"No!"
"Don't be like that, Merlin.... pleeeeease."
"Stop it!"
"Come on, I know what you guys got up to last night... just tell me who topped."
"PERV!!!!"
Team Morgana
sherrilina
Merlin should have known better than to challenge the Great Dragon to a staring contest...
Merlin knew that the Dragon was a good man and worthy of trust, having ~looked into his eyes and soul~....
"You want to take a ride on my WHAT?!" -Merlin
"I desperately need your advice Dragon...What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"