Results - Caption Competition (challenge 30)
Team Arthur: 60
Team Gwen: 0
Team Merlin: 45
Team Morgana: 85
First Caption: *Morgana thinking* Don't choke on your sausage troll...I mean roll. (teammorgana )
Second Caption: Morgana and Uther had something in common over diner that night: neither could stop staring at Lady Catrina's chest. (teamarthur )
Third Caption: "Bitch needs to step away from my dysfunctional father figure." (teammerlin )
Team Arthur
punklegolas
Morgana was doing her best to remain lady like, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to listen Lady Catrina's blabbering.
Morgana and Uther had something in common over diner that night: neither could stop staring at Lady Catrina's chest.
Lady Catrina: This one time at band camp...
Morgana examined Lady Catrina's dress carefully. It was good but she definitely thought hers was better.
sheswatching
Having seen the future, Morgana was just there to enjoy the show.
gallifreycalls
Morgana has made the most critical discovery about Lady Catrina's pretense: her boobs are fake.
Morgana: Bitch please. That is not how you seduce a king.
Morgana wonders if she can get Gwen to do her hair as nicely as Lady Catrina's.
Team Merlin
pendragonss
Grape: *gasp!* Mother, is that you?
Wine: My son!
Salad: SHE'S A TROLL, SHE'S A TROOOOLLLLL!
Uther: *sigh, swoon*
joymaro
"Bitch needs to step away from my dysfunctional father figure."
The only thing a troll and a woman have in common is disgust at having others talk to their breasts.
"I wonder if that dress comes my size. And with better support..."
Uther wonders if he could persuade Catrina into a threesome with Morgana.....
thisissirius
Morgana - She could at least accentuate her breasts a little more - give him something to stare at.
Team Morgana
Sherrilina
Morgana wondered how long it would take before Lady Katrina discovered the superglue that she and Arthur had spread all over her chair earlier....
Morgana was sizing up her competition....she was not impressed.
Morgana wondered if the Lady Katrina was aware of Uther's STD.
Katrina: "How about a threesome?"
penelope_ziva
Morgana sighed as Uther told Lady Catrina all about her and Arthur's childhood. For the eighth time.
Arthur may not have known what Uther saw in Lady Catrina, but Morgana sure could...
Morgana felt awkward as Uther and Lady Catrina played footsie under the table.
Morgana was getting annoyed. She wanted to join in the staring contest!
twolefts
Morgana: Bitch got nothing on me
blue_emotion
Morgana smiled and nodded, whilst wondering if Lady Katrina missed the memo; NO-ONE in Camelot was allowed to have nicer hair than her-it was in the Camelot Rule Book after all!
*Morgana thinking* Don't choke on your sausage troll...I mean roll.
Team Gwen: 0
Team Merlin: 45
Team Morgana: 85
First Caption: *Morgana thinking* Don't choke on your sausage troll...I mean roll. (teammorgana )
Second Caption: Morgana and Uther had something in common over diner that night: neither could stop staring at Lady Catrina's chest. (teamarthur )
Third Caption: "Bitch needs to step away from my dysfunctional father figure." (teammerlin )
Team Arthur
punklegolas
Morgana was doing her best to remain lady like, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to listen Lady Catrina's blabbering.
Morgana and Uther had something in common over diner that night: neither could stop staring at Lady Catrina's chest.
Lady Catrina: This one time at band camp...
Morgana examined Lady Catrina's dress carefully. It was good but she definitely thought hers was better.
sheswatching
Having seen the future, Morgana was just there to enjoy the show.
gallifreycalls
Morgana has made the most critical discovery about Lady Catrina's pretense: her boobs are fake.
Morgana: Bitch please. That is not how you seduce a king.
Morgana wonders if she can get Gwen to do her hair as nicely as Lady Catrina's.
Team Merlin
pendragonss
Grape: *gasp!* Mother, is that you?
Wine: My son!
Salad: SHE'S A TROLL, SHE'S A TROOOOLLLLL!
Uther: *sigh, swoon*
joymaro
"Bitch needs to step away from my dysfunctional father figure."
The only thing a troll and a woman have in common is disgust at having others talk to their breasts.
"I wonder if that dress comes my size. And with better support..."
Uther wonders if he could persuade Catrina into a threesome with Morgana.....
thisissirius
Morgana - She could at least accentuate her breasts a little more - give him something to stare at.
Team Morgana
Sherrilina
Morgana wondered how long it would take before Lady Katrina discovered the superglue that she and Arthur had spread all over her chair earlier....
Morgana was sizing up her competition....she was not impressed.
Morgana wondered if the Lady Katrina was aware of Uther's STD.
Katrina: "How about a threesome?"
penelope_ziva
Morgana sighed as Uther told Lady Catrina all about her and Arthur's childhood. For the eighth time.
Arthur may not have known what Uther saw in Lady Catrina, but Morgana sure could...
Morgana felt awkward as Uther and Lady Catrina played footsie under the table.
Morgana was getting annoyed. She wanted to join in the staring contest!
twolefts
Morgana: Bitch got nothing on me
blue_emotion
Morgana smiled and nodded, whilst wondering if Lady Katrina missed the memo; NO-ONE in Camelot was allowed to have nicer hair than her-it was in the Camelot Rule Book after all!
*Morgana thinking* Don't choke on your sausage troll...I mean roll.