Everyone is a vampire expect Merlin! (A twilight fusion)

[andpeggy]

So basically the fic was a twlight fusion where everyone got reincarnated as vampires and Merlin, who they assume is a human, is actually his normal 1000 year old warlock self. It was a mostly crack fic and I read it years ago on fanfiction.net. Pretty sure it's been deleted but if anyone has a copy I'll appreciate it forever cause my brain keeps screaming at me to find it... Pretty sure the title was like "Why'd it have to be Vampires!?" but I'm not sure. Also it had merthur!

Thanks you all are the best!