bitchy
The following was written when I was feeling sorry for myself, and generally acting like an idiot. I'm leaving it up so the next time I feel like that, I can read it and remember how stupid I can be sometimes.
I want to find out whatever son of a whore first thought up circumcision, and beat the shit out of him. Then I'd play golf with his balls, and bring his skin and eyes back as souvenirs. How fucked up do you have to be to get the idea of cutting part of your own penis off?
Even worse than that historical bastard, though, is the shit-eating, self-analingus-loving, maggot-ridden SCHMUCK who thought up the idea of circumcising babies.
One of the most evil things I can think of in modern society is the practice of taking a baby, too young to talk, eighteen years too young to give consent, and chopping off part of their COCK.
If they wanted to do it once they came of age, fine. Someone wants to mutilate themselves, I don't give a flying fuck. But when I was a baby, I was circumcised. I will NEVER know what it's like to have a foreskin. I won't know if I would have liked it - hell, I might have gotten cut if I'd been given the choice. But as it is, whatever love I might have for Judaism is poisoned by the fact that every Jewish male has had irrevocable harm done to his body, on the order of his parents, before he said his first word. And most fully intend to do the same to their own children.
Honestly, why the FUCK would anyone want to do that? I haven't told my parents that I think this. It'll slip out eventually, and...I really don't know what will happen then. I might end up damaging my relationship with them permanently - I honestly don't know if I can forgive them for it. I'm just hoping that I'm out and living on my own by the time the issue is forced.
I know damned sure, though, that any children I have will not
be circumcised - and if a doctor suggests it for any reason other than a bona fide fucking medical condition, I'll find a new doctor then and there.
See, this is one of the reasons I hate the High Holy Days. Most of the time I can just kind of ignore Judaism. But for these few weeks...it's not an option, and I can't even talk to my family about it.
I want to find out whatever son of a whore first thought up circumcision, and beat the shit out of him. Then I'd play golf with his balls, and bring his skin and eyes back as souvenirs. How fucked up do you have to be to get the idea of cutting part of your own penis off?
Even worse than that historical bastard, though, is the shit-eating, self-analingus-loving, maggot-ridden SCHMUCK who thought up the idea of circumcising babies.
One of the most evil things I can think of in modern society is the practice of taking a baby, too young to talk, eighteen years too young to give consent, and chopping off part of their COCK.
If they wanted to do it once they came of age, fine. Someone wants to mutilate themselves, I don't give a flying fuck. But when I was a baby, I was circumcised. I will NEVER know what it's like to have a foreskin. I won't know if I would have liked it - hell, I might have gotten cut if I'd been given the choice. But as it is, whatever love I might have for Judaism is poisoned by the fact that every Jewish male has had irrevocable harm done to his body, on the order of his parents, before he said his first word. And most fully intend to do the same to their own children.
Honestly, why the FUCK would anyone want to do that? I haven't told my parents that I think this. It'll slip out eventually, and...I really don't know what will happen then. I might end up damaging my relationship with them permanently - I honestly don't know if I can forgive them for it. I'm just hoping that I'm out and living on my own by the time the issue is forced.
I know damned sure, though, that any children I have will not
be circumcised - and if a doctor suggests it for any reason other than a bona fide fucking medical condition, I'll find a new doctor then and there.
See, this is one of the reasons I hate the High Holy Days. Most of the time I can just kind of ignore Judaism. But for these few weeks...it's not an option, and I can't even talk to my family about it.