Addiction..........................................
THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE WAS VERY EXCITING AND AMAZING! It was masterfully done. I was impressed. I wish there was more emotional/relationship stuff, but the movie was two and a half hours long, as is, there was little they could do. The acting was terrific. They cut it very well. The tasks were brilliant and computers are miracle-workers. VOLDEMORT WAS OUTSTANDING! I loved him so much. *shiver* It was terrific. I adored it.
Addiction...it seriously smells bad after a while.
1. Ever been given a ring?
No
2. Longest Relationship?
Fourteen minus forty-seven plus sixteen minus two times 9 multiplied by the derivative of 699. Don't know Calculus? I think you can manage.
3. Last gift you gave?
Tickets to a musical for my mother.
4. How many times have you dropped your cell?
Quite a few. According to the pockmarks...over thirty.
5.Last sport played?
Tennis.
6. Things you spend a lot of money on:
Pants.
7. Three things you ate last:
Cheese, Grease, Delicious Crust.
8. What you notice first about the opposite sex:
The entire face. The overall encompassing effect. Then the body. Then the personality.
9. One favorite song:
(out of many) "What About" -Carbon Leaf
10. Where do you live?
North Carolina, but there is very little "North" about it.
11. High school you attendED:
Orange
12. Cell phone service providers:
Tracfone! WOoo! Pay as you go and all that.
13. Favorite mall store:
Ummm...Brookstone...well, not anymore, they don't let anyone under 18 sit in the chairs anymore. Barnes and Noble.
14. Longest job held:
MVIC...ummm...a while now.
15. Do you own a pair of dice:
Yes, I own many die. A few of them came in pairs.
16. Do you prank call people:
Not often.
17. Last wedding attended:
Keri, someone I work with, got married and I went (helped, got paid)...it was really pretty and people were drunk as hell at the reception...good stuff.
18. First friend you call if you won the lottery:
Dan...perhaps...I don't know. Whoever came up first at the time.
19. Last time you attended church:
A fairly long while ago.
20. Favorite fast food restaurant:
I don't know. I like all grease equally.
21. Biggest lie you've heard?
I don't know. Probably someone saying they were not something they obviously are. "I am not skinny." Well, then why does the scale say 97?
22. Where do you work?:
Maple View Ice Cream in the Middle of Nowhere.
23. Where do you go to college?
I don't.
24.Can you cook?:
Not well. My sandwiches are the shit, though.
25. What kinda car do you drive?
2004 Honda Civic, white, Sedan. SEXY!
26. Best kisser?
Bobo
27. Last time you cried?
During a movie, I guarantee. I think it was actually Finding Neverland, still.
28. Most hated food:
Mushrooms. They disgust me.
29. Thing you like most about yourself:
My personality. I think I am cool.
30. Thing you hate most about yourself:
My short, stubby little hands.
31. Have a secret you can't tell?
I certainly don't think so. I have a few I don't want to tell...or don't need to, apparently, but none I can't.
32. Longest work shift worked:
Ten hours.
33. Favorite Movie?
We aren't going to go there today. Palindromes was excellent, though. (As was GoF)
34. Can you sing?
Sure. The question is...can I sing well?
35. Favorite Restaurant:
Bali Hai.
36. Last movie rented:
Palindromes ('twas terrific)
37. Favorite alcohol drink:
Something that doesn't taste like alcohol. Mango Rum is very good, actually.
38. Thing you never leave home without:
Me. My keys, wallet, phone.
39. Immediate vacation spot:
Mountains.
40. Reason you did this survey?
I am addicted...and I am doing another one after this that isn't at all productive, but I want to so I will and I will fail Bio tomorrow...but I'm doing another survey.
1. If you were a flamingo who wanted to be a pen, what color would you be? Not pink...but...GREEN!
2. Saddest movie youve ever seen? I don't know. The only one I can think of is Finding Neverland.
3. What is your favorite month of the year? If no school: October. Otherwise...April.
4. If you had one wish, would you think it out or would you wish for the first thing that comes to mind? I would think it out. I am not compulsory...at all...ever.
5. How would you like to gain your fifteen minutes of fame? Doing something I loved doing. Aiding the world. I don't know.
6. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat? They would fight to the death.
7. What have you noticed is important to others but unimportant to you? Superlatives.
8. Have you ever been rewarded for something you do naturally? Yes.
9. After you die, would you rather be instantly forgotten or hatefully remembered? Neither. But, I want to have an impact on people's lives. And, if it is just so that they aren't like me, so be it.
10. How long does it take a broken heart to heal?
How long for the dead trees to feel?
How long for the cold bird to sing?
How long does it take to beat its wing?
How long will the winter freeze the frost-bitten earth?
How long 'til the children can scream their mirth?
How long 'til the church doth ring its bell?
Only time will tell. Only time will tell.
I SO answered the question...and I was cleverly lyric about it. Oooooooooo! WHAT!?
11. Do you think a perfect world has the most personal freedoms or the most personal safety? There is not such a place as the "perfect world." Human life is developed on problems...without them we would be a lost race. But, personal freedom has made homo sapiens the happiest. And, I beleive it is the most integral part of a functioning society.
12. Do you believe in monogamy? Yes, assuming both people are willing to make that commitment. I don't think it should be a lighthearted decision. So, I believe in monogamy to degree.
13. Quick! One random fictional character you adore: Ron Weasley (Anything but, Harry Potter, I don't think so.)
14. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Pants
15. What exactly was the big bad wolfs problem? Asthma
16. IS THIS WHAT YOUR GOD WANTED? Well, if I had a god, I would have to suppose so.
17. What are your personal superstitions? I have them. But, I don't know what they are.
18. Which author do you think is overrated? Shakespeare. The man was a genius, I grant you. But there is very little chance he meant to put in all the things that we, as scholars, extract from the texts.
19. What's the worst pickup line ever? "So, me and my wives were sitting..." or "I don't shower."
20. Have you ever touched a cow's udders? No.
21. Are people naturally evil? Quite possibly they are born with a prediliction towards evil, but with proper nurturing they are turned against it or with neglect they lean toward it.
ANOTHER!
BRING IT!
Do you like your name? Most of the time...pronouncing and spellings are sometimes issues.
Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? Not really, no.
Have you ever been a prefect? Don't go to schools with them.
Are chores for bores? I suppose.
Can you hold your own in a fight? I guess, if it came to it, I could. But, I don't want to fight anyone, so there is no anger behind my fighting technique.
Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? Genius. Freakin' genius. I mean, he is those other things too, don't get me wrong. But, he is a genius at the same time.
Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Yeps.
Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Absolutely...I mean, seriously.
Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? No...then we'd all be in jail.
Do you always wash your cup after using it? No. It goes in the dishwasher or I use it again.
Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? One of those facts of life things. And, as self-centerd as I am, don't much care because in 4 billion years I won't be around much anyway.
Do you belong to Mensa? Yes...of yo' mama.
Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? So it seems.
If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? Elvis is dead, friend. Hell no.
Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? Perhaps. I just like it, though. Actually, after a particularly long one I have a sense of accomplishment and wasted time. It's great.
Can you iron worth a rats ass? Umm...perhaps a burro.
Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? No, they think they are...I would prefer it if they were...shoes suck.
Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? No...I recently acquired some new ones as well.
Is your music collection alphabetised? Hells no.
Do you know your RAM from your ROM? Slightly...one's got an "O" in it.
Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? Yes, just the rest of my house.
Do you vacuum every day? Hells no.
Do you have a `must watch' TV programme that you'd kill for rather than miss? Not kill...maim, perhaps. Well, I would ask the 'rents to tape it. I really like "The Office," "Scrubs," "Grey's Anatomy," "CSI," and "ER." Scrubs is the one I care about the most, though (I miss it).
Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Of course not...three lobotomies and going strong.
Do you own more than ten books? Yes...quite a lot more.
Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? Yes. There is the "burning" thing, though.
You turn up to a party and someone's wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them, or leave? I stay, think that person has remarkable fashion sense, and only leave if I ain't havin' a good time.
Have you ever puked in someone else's home? I don't think so. Unless I was very young, and I was at my grandparents'.
Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? Yes, yes I do. It is in a song. A round, even. I shall not type it...but I could.
Have you seen Jerry Springer? The Musical? The show, yes, the musical, hell no.
Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? A little bit. I understand most of it, except I do not know what the Euclidean algorithm is.
Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? Only one job...I still gots it.
Did you ever win a prize at school? Yes. Honor roll and such.
Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? It took me two times to read that to actually understand what it means...I don't think I do.
If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Yes...I know those people.
Can you spell defenestration? I hope so...it's right there.
Do you know what it means? Yes. The act of throwing something or someone out of a window. (Dictionaries online are fun)!
Is Bono God? I respect your belief that he is.
Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No, I can't say that I have.
Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? No.
Can you tell me which song that's from? No.
Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No.
Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? ZEALOT!
Can you juggle? No *tears*.
Do you think bouncy castles are fun? Gods yes.
Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? No...none of them are.
Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? Yes...got them apart, too. It was fun.
Do you like mueseli? I can't say that I do...or don't.
Is batique cool? If you want it to be.
Do you smoke French cigarettes? Oui o Non...Non. (The only bit of French I know)
Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? Effort...legs weak...wallet crying.
Is your feng shui good? Chances are no.
Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? Not seriously...I don't think.
Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? The suburbs. I am fairly uncomfortable in both places, though.
Ever made excuses to skip gym class? No...I liked gym class...the FOOL!
Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? It seems as if you have had a bad experience.
Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? I almost did.
Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? It would make things funnier, but, alas, not.
Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? Neither...and both.
Do you summer in The Hamptons? No...on my yacht in the Caribbean that I bought with my toes.
Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Crrreeeepppyyyyyy
Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Not often.
Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? 3.14159...I am trying. That's what I did in math last year because there was a shirt...nevermind.
Do you like pie? Gods yes.
What's the worst insult you can think of? Fucking wanker slag asshole bitch. You are a cunt and a slut and your parents never loved you. I doubt anyone would care if you died right now. No one would care. You are ugly, fat, disgusting, and I hate you more than anything. It is as if you are less than shit. I would burn my shoe if I stepped on you. I don't want to touch you or see you or sense you in anyway. Neither does anyone else. You are a repulsive fucktard that everyone despises. No one has told you because they don't want to spend that much time talking to you or looking at you. You are a bastard. No one loves you. No one cares about you. You even think you are fucking vile. Just do everyone a favor, your parents, your coworkers, your siblings, your pets, me. Please just die. Please.
And...that's an insult ladies and gentleman. Incredibly mean. Incredibly.
Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? No.
Do you have imaginary friends? No...No, I wasn't talking about you Clarence, or you Ophelia.
Do you prefer them to your `real? ones? No...Bobo is cooler than them. Come back Clarence...Ophelia...I still love you.
Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? Unuseful
Have you have ECT? No
Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? No...it is slang.
Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Nopes.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Enough so that he calls himself one.
Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? Sure. I like Analog, myself.
Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? Yes (pretty alpha button).
Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? I'll have to check...not really, no. I would live a pale and sad existence.
Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? I have no idea.
Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Caffeinnated? No, not really.
Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? No...but I haven't had any dinner parties...don't count me out yet.
Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? Nopes.
Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? Red with a blue tint.
Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? Depends on the person...do they shower?
Do you make your bed with hospital corners? I wish.
Should Eric Clapton die NOW? No...is he already?
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? I refuse.
Is an `ohm' to you something that meditating dudes chant? Nopes.
Do you suffer from an OCD? Not seriously...just some little things, sometimes.
Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? How much on EBAY could I get for them?
Does "what's the worst that can happen" sound like a portent, or a challenge to you? Portent.
Can you lick your own eyebrows? Certainly not...how utterly disturbing *shudder*.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? No...only me.
Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive' and `constipated'? Indeed I do.
Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone's home? I think I have. I felt terrible.
Was it on purpose? No...that would be vindictive.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? I am sure it would if I had bedposts or kept my gum there.
Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? Fantasised would be the wrong word here, friend.
Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? I don't believe so.
Do you own a Persian rug? I can't say that I do.
Who does the Moon belong to? Whomever understands it's beauty.
Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? I certainly hope not.
I think I am done. I have wasted enough time. Gonna fail Biology! YAY! (Check out #10....)
Addiction...it seriously smells bad after a while.
1. Ever been given a ring?
No
2. Longest Relationship?
Fourteen minus forty-seven plus sixteen minus two times 9 multiplied by the derivative of 699. Don't know Calculus? I think you can manage.
3. Last gift you gave?
Tickets to a musical for my mother.
4. How many times have you dropped your cell?
Quite a few. According to the pockmarks...over thirty.
5.Last sport played?
Tennis.
6. Things you spend a lot of money on:
Pants.
7. Three things you ate last:
Cheese, Grease, Delicious Crust.
8. What you notice first about the opposite sex:
The entire face. The overall encompassing effect. Then the body. Then the personality.
9. One favorite song:
(out of many) "What About" -Carbon Leaf
10. Where do you live?
North Carolina, but there is very little "North" about it.
11. High school you attendED:
Orange
12. Cell phone service providers:
Tracfone! WOoo! Pay as you go and all that.
13. Favorite mall store:
Ummm...Brookstone...well, not anymore, they don't let anyone under 18 sit in the chairs anymore. Barnes and Noble.
14. Longest job held:
MVIC...ummm...a while now.
15. Do you own a pair of dice:
Yes, I own many die. A few of them came in pairs.
16. Do you prank call people:
Not often.
17. Last wedding attended:
Keri, someone I work with, got married and I went (helped, got paid)...it was really pretty and people were drunk as hell at the reception...good stuff.
18. First friend you call if you won the lottery:
Dan...perhaps...I don't know. Whoever came up first at the time.
19. Last time you attended church:
A fairly long while ago.
20. Favorite fast food restaurant:
I don't know. I like all grease equally.
21. Biggest lie you've heard?
I don't know. Probably someone saying they were not something they obviously are. "I am not skinny." Well, then why does the scale say 97?
22. Where do you work?:
Maple View Ice Cream in the Middle of Nowhere.
23. Where do you go to college?
I don't.
24.Can you cook?:
Not well. My sandwiches are the shit, though.
25. What kinda car do you drive?
2004 Honda Civic, white, Sedan. SEXY!
26. Best kisser?
Bobo
27. Last time you cried?
During a movie, I guarantee. I think it was actually Finding Neverland, still.
28. Most hated food:
Mushrooms. They disgust me.
29. Thing you like most about yourself:
My personality. I think I am cool.
30. Thing you hate most about yourself:
My short, stubby little hands.
31. Have a secret you can't tell?
I certainly don't think so. I have a few I don't want to tell...or don't need to, apparently, but none I can't.
32. Longest work shift worked:
Ten hours.
33. Favorite Movie?
We aren't going to go there today. Palindromes was excellent, though. (As was GoF)
34. Can you sing?
Sure. The question is...can I sing well?
35. Favorite Restaurant:
Bali Hai.
36. Last movie rented:
Palindromes ('twas terrific)
37. Favorite alcohol drink:
Something that doesn't taste like alcohol. Mango Rum is very good, actually.
38. Thing you never leave home without:
Me. My keys, wallet, phone.
39. Immediate vacation spot:
Mountains.
40. Reason you did this survey?
I am addicted...and I am doing another one after this that isn't at all productive, but I want to so I will and I will fail Bio tomorrow...but I'm doing another survey.
1. If you were a flamingo who wanted to be a pen, what color would you be? Not pink...but...GREEN!
2. Saddest movie youve ever seen? I don't know. The only one I can think of is Finding Neverland.
3. What is your favorite month of the year? If no school: October. Otherwise...April.
4. If you had one wish, would you think it out or would you wish for the first thing that comes to mind? I would think it out. I am not compulsory...at all...ever.
5. How would you like to gain your fifteen minutes of fame? Doing something I loved doing. Aiding the world. I don't know.
6. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat? They would fight to the death.
7. What have you noticed is important to others but unimportant to you? Superlatives.
8. Have you ever been rewarded for something you do naturally? Yes.
9. After you die, would you rather be instantly forgotten or hatefully remembered? Neither. But, I want to have an impact on people's lives. And, if it is just so that they aren't like me, so be it.
10. How long does it take a broken heart to heal?
How long for the dead trees to feel?
How long for the cold bird to sing?
How long does it take to beat its wing?
How long will the winter freeze the frost-bitten earth?
How long 'til the children can scream their mirth?
How long 'til the church doth ring its bell?
Only time will tell. Only time will tell.
I SO answered the question...and I was cleverly lyric about it. Oooooooooo! WHAT!?
11. Do you think a perfect world has the most personal freedoms or the most personal safety? There is not such a place as the "perfect world." Human life is developed on problems...without them we would be a lost race. But, personal freedom has made homo sapiens the happiest. And, I beleive it is the most integral part of a functioning society.
12. Do you believe in monogamy? Yes, assuming both people are willing to make that commitment. I don't think it should be a lighthearted decision. So, I believe in monogamy to degree.
13. Quick! One random fictional character you adore: Ron Weasley (Anything but, Harry Potter, I don't think so.)
14. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Pants
15. What exactly was the big bad wolfs problem? Asthma
16. IS THIS WHAT YOUR GOD WANTED? Well, if I had a god, I would have to suppose so.
17. What are your personal superstitions? I have them. But, I don't know what they are.
18. Which author do you think is overrated? Shakespeare. The man was a genius, I grant you. But there is very little chance he meant to put in all the things that we, as scholars, extract from the texts.
19. What's the worst pickup line ever? "So, me and my wives were sitting..." or "I don't shower."
20. Have you ever touched a cow's udders? No.
21. Are people naturally evil? Quite possibly they are born with a prediliction towards evil, but with proper nurturing they are turned against it or with neglect they lean toward it.
ANOTHER!
BRING IT!
Do you like your name? Most of the time...pronouncing and spellings are sometimes issues.
Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? Not really, no.
Have you ever been a prefect? Don't go to schools with them.
Are chores for bores? I suppose.
Can you hold your own in a fight? I guess, if it came to it, I could. But, I don't want to fight anyone, so there is no anger behind my fighting technique.
Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? Genius. Freakin' genius. I mean, he is those other things too, don't get me wrong. But, he is a genius at the same time.
Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Yeps.
Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Absolutely...I mean, seriously.
Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? No...then we'd all be in jail.
Do you always wash your cup after using it? No. It goes in the dishwasher or I use it again.
Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? One of those facts of life things. And, as self-centerd as I am, don't much care because in 4 billion years I won't be around much anyway.
Do you belong to Mensa? Yes...of yo' mama.
Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? So it seems.
If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? Elvis is dead, friend. Hell no.
Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? Perhaps. I just like it, though. Actually, after a particularly long one I have a sense of accomplishment and wasted time. It's great.
Can you iron worth a rats ass? Umm...perhaps a burro.
Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? No, they think they are...I would prefer it if they were...shoes suck.
Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? No...I recently acquired some new ones as well.
Is your music collection alphabetised? Hells no.
Do you know your RAM from your ROM? Slightly...one's got an "O" in it.
Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? Yes, just the rest of my house.
Do you vacuum every day? Hells no.
Do you have a `must watch' TV programme that you'd kill for rather than miss? Not kill...maim, perhaps. Well, I would ask the 'rents to tape it. I really like "The Office," "Scrubs," "Grey's Anatomy," "CSI," and "ER." Scrubs is the one I care about the most, though (I miss it).
Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Of course not...three lobotomies and going strong.
Do you own more than ten books? Yes...quite a lot more.
Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? Yes. There is the "burning" thing, though.
You turn up to a party and someone's wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them, or leave? I stay, think that person has remarkable fashion sense, and only leave if I ain't havin' a good time.
Have you ever puked in someone else's home? I don't think so. Unless I was very young, and I was at my grandparents'.
Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? Yes, yes I do. It is in a song. A round, even. I shall not type it...but I could.
Have you seen Jerry Springer? The Musical? The show, yes, the musical, hell no.
Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? A little bit. I understand most of it, except I do not know what the Euclidean algorithm is.
Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? Only one job...I still gots it.
Did you ever win a prize at school? Yes. Honor roll and such.
Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? It took me two times to read that to actually understand what it means...I don't think I do.
If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Yes...I know those people.
Can you spell defenestration? I hope so...it's right there.
Do you know what it means? Yes. The act of throwing something or someone out of a window. (Dictionaries online are fun)!
Is Bono God? I respect your belief that he is.
Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No, I can't say that I have.
Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? No.
Can you tell me which song that's from? No.
Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No.
Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? ZEALOT!
Can you juggle? No *tears*.
Do you think bouncy castles are fun? Gods yes.
Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? No...none of them are.
Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? Yes...got them apart, too. It was fun.
Do you like mueseli? I can't say that I do...or don't.
Is batique cool? If you want it to be.
Do you smoke French cigarettes? Oui o Non...Non. (The only bit of French I know)
Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? Effort...legs weak...wallet crying.
Is your feng shui good? Chances are no.
Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? Not seriously...I don't think.
Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? The suburbs. I am fairly uncomfortable in both places, though.
Ever made excuses to skip gym class? No...I liked gym class...the FOOL!
Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? It seems as if you have had a bad experience.
Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? I almost did.
Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? It would make things funnier, but, alas, not.
Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? Neither...and both.
Do you summer in The Hamptons? No...on my yacht in the Caribbean that I bought with my toes.
Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Crrreeeepppyyyyyy
Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Not often.
Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? 3.14159...I am trying. That's what I did in math last year because there was a shirt...nevermind.
Do you like pie? Gods yes.
What's the worst insult you can think of? Fucking wanker slag asshole bitch. You are a cunt and a slut and your parents never loved you. I doubt anyone would care if you died right now. No one would care. You are ugly, fat, disgusting, and I hate you more than anything. It is as if you are less than shit. I would burn my shoe if I stepped on you. I don't want to touch you or see you or sense you in anyway. Neither does anyone else. You are a repulsive fucktard that everyone despises. No one has told you because they don't want to spend that much time talking to you or looking at you. You are a bastard. No one loves you. No one cares about you. You even think you are fucking vile. Just do everyone a favor, your parents, your coworkers, your siblings, your pets, me. Please just die. Please.
And...that's an insult ladies and gentleman. Incredibly mean. Incredibly.
Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? No.
Do you have imaginary friends? No...No, I wasn't talking about you Clarence, or you Ophelia.
Do you prefer them to your `real? ones? No...Bobo is cooler than them. Come back Clarence...Ophelia...I still love you.
Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? Unuseful
Have you have ECT? No
Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? No...it is slang.
Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Nopes.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Enough so that he calls himself one.
Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? Sure. I like Analog, myself.
Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? Yes (pretty alpha button).
Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? I'll have to check...not really, no. I would live a pale and sad existence.
Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? I have no idea.
Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Caffeinnated? No, not really.
Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? No...but I haven't had any dinner parties...don't count me out yet.
Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? Nopes.
Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? Red with a blue tint.
Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? Depends on the person...do they shower?
Do you make your bed with hospital corners? I wish.
Should Eric Clapton die NOW? No...is he already?
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? I refuse.
Is an `ohm' to you something that meditating dudes chant? Nopes.
Do you suffer from an OCD? Not seriously...just some little things, sometimes.
Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? How much on EBAY could I get for them?
Does "what's the worst that can happen" sound like a portent, or a challenge to you? Portent.
Can you lick your own eyebrows? Certainly not...how utterly disturbing *shudder*.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? No...only me.
Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive' and `constipated'? Indeed I do.
Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone's home? I think I have. I felt terrible.
Was it on purpose? No...that would be vindictive.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? I am sure it would if I had bedposts or kept my gum there.
Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? Fantasised would be the wrong word here, friend.
Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? I don't believe so.
Do you own a Persian rug? I can't say that I do.
Who does the Moon belong to? Whomever understands it's beauty.
Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? I certainly hope not.
I think I am done. I have wasted enough time. Gonna fail Biology! YAY! (Check out #10....)