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May 13, 2011 19:21

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Exclusive results of a small subjective survey "What are the differences between Danish, Italian and Belarussian guys?"

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Part 1. Compliments

(after a couple of beers) Danish says: “You are so hot!”
Italians say: “You are so beautiful!”
Belarussian will smile and ask for your number.

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Part 2
In a café

Danish will offer you a beer (everybody pays for themselves, of course)
Italian will buy a bottle of vine
Belarussian will ask you about coffee or....Champaign…

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Part 3
Negotiation about your meetings

Danish will invite you to the barbeque via FB group
Italian will call you and send tons of sms with ideas of possible places to meet
Belarussian will pick you up by car, taxi,bus or even metro...

To be continued…
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