Motherfucking Wall-bro [first level]
[There's this guy wandering around the west side of town around dusk, looking sort of confused, which is probably the norm for newcomers here. What might not be the norm is the gray skin, big-ass orange and yellow horns, and white clown face paint accented with darker gray over his eyes and mouth. It actually looks pretty creepy, but the troll's expression is one of peaceful befuddlement. He's sure he'll be able to find his friends around here somewhere. This city's pretty empty, sure, but lots of cities in the game are, so that's no big deal. Right? Even if his husktop doesn't seem to work any more. That's ... only a little weird. Right?
But after a couple hours of finding exactly no one, he's starting to maybe, just maybe get a little worried. So when he sees a figure a few blocks up, he turns his big feet that direction. He can just ask a brother what's up, and then everything'll get sorted out, and he can maybe ignore those weird voices in the back of his head that sure do like to argue, they can sometimes argue so loudly a motherfucker can't THINK for all the motherfucking NOISE- ]
HONK! [Yes. Gamzee honks when he runs into that wall that he somehow totally missed, maybe because that brother he was following walked right through it. He stares up at the thing, rubbing his nose with a wounded expression.]
Hey! Motherfuckin wall-bro, what'd I ever do to you? Those are not the kind of beats I'm all up on. Though they are pretty motherfuckin strict ...
[So, yeah, there's this foulmouthed weirdo talking to a wall. Interested in saying hi?]
But after a couple hours of finding exactly no one, he's starting to maybe, just maybe get a little worried. So when he sees a figure a few blocks up, he turns his big feet that direction. He can just ask a brother what's up, and then everything'll get sorted out, and he can maybe ignore those weird voices in the back of his head that sure do like to argue, they can sometimes argue so loudly a motherfucker can't THINK for all the motherfucking NOISE- ]
HONK! [Yes. Gamzee honks when he runs into that wall that he somehow totally missed, maybe because that brother he was following walked right through it. He stares up at the thing, rubbing his nose with a wounded expression.]
Hey! Motherfuckin wall-bro, what'd I ever do to you? Those are not the kind of beats I'm all up on. Though they are pretty motherfuckin strict ...
[So, yeah, there's this foulmouthed weirdo talking to a wall. Interested in saying hi?]