First level--Backdated to before animal event

[freakinbrutal]

[There's a man in a space suit trudging around town. And he is far from happy.

Michael's already eaten the last of his emergency rations, though it hasn't sunk in yet that he can just waltz into different shops and take whatever he pleases. Once he does, he'll probably have a field day with it. Meridian might hold it in its best interest to keep

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[inflictedknight]

Hey you. What are you doing?

[Karkat watches him kick around the can. He's been watching him for a good minute or two. He's only interested because he's a rather interesting looking individual. Kind of short, like him. It feels good to call someone out who is roughly his own size.]

[freakinbrutal]

The hell's it look like I'm--

[He speaks before turning, and once he sees who called out to him, he shuts up. Arching a brow, he glances the young troll up and down, clearly more than a little baffled.]

I don't have candy for you so go away.

[inflictedknight]

I don't want candy. All I want to know is what this stupid looking douchebag in front of me is doing.

[freakinbrutal]

What's it look like I'm doing, y'little freak?

[He scowls, sizing the troll up.]

Damn, that look went out of style decades ago.

[inflictedknight]

The unamused, 'what is this fucker even doing' face? Yeah, it probably did. But I've never seen a more appropriate time to use such an expression.

[freakinbrutal]

Nah. The white makeup, the effect contacts. That shit. Get with the times, it's 2307 for god's sake.

[inflictedknight]

Uhh. That's the way I look naturally, asshole. I'm a troll. Ever heard of it? Probably not. I'm used to running into uneducated pieces of shit, but an arrogant uneducated piece of shit? That's a new one.

[freakinbrutal]

[He just cackles at that.]

Jeez, kid. You're really into it, huh? That's kinda cute I guess, in a painfully stupid sort of way.

[inflictedknight]

I'm extremely 'into' being my own species, yes. Considering I don't have much choice in matter. Even if I did, I wouldn't want to be a squishy fucking human.

[freakinbrutal]

[He just stares at him for a second, trying to hold back, but pretty soon he just bursts out laughing.]

That's fucking adorable!

[inflictedknight]

Adorable? Why don't you try again, nooksniffer.

[freakinbrutal]

You're adorable, I swear! So like, do you role-play with other trolls or something and have troll orgies and shit?

[inflictedknight]

Yes. I roleplay with them constantly and get in big giant tangles of bulge and nook.

What do you think, idiot?

[freakinbrutal]

I think it means you're really fucking weird, is what. [He settles down, gradually.]

[inflictedknight]

Guess it's probably a good thing that your opinion means jack shit, then.

[freakinbrutal]

You're pretty cute when you're mad, kiddo. Do it again.