west side | first level or second level

[makaracles]

[There is a teenager sitting up against a wall. He has wild curly hair and piercings and seems to be wearing a lot of black and purple. But those are not the things someone would notice right away. No, probably the most obvious thing about this human kid is that he's pulling the waistband of his pants out and staring down in horror at whatever's

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(( Human icons later, etc. ))

[inflictedknight]

[When Karkat had discovered he was human, instead of looking down at his now human bulge, he had decided to use the daylight to go scrounge up more food and perhaps find out a little more about the city. And he comes back with a handful of food and a few other resources, such as water and a crudely drawn map. He somehow isn't surprised at his yell.]

I see you've also discovered your human bulge. Fucking mysteries of life. Miracles.

[makaracles]

[giving him a panicked look] Best friend! Where the motherfuck did it go? Who took it?

[inflictedknight]

It's pretty safe to assume that the city can do whatever it wants with us. We are essentially the city's bitch. [It's kind of sad to admit, but true.]

[makaracles]

But look at this motherfuckin' thing! [wails, and exposes his, uh ... big. Really big. Human bulge.] It's just all hanging out there! It won't go back in! And it's up and busted already!

[unholydecree]

[Cesare is so relieved not to be a gigantic blunder Spanish bull anymore than he is in a rather good mood, surprisingly. It is a surprise since he has been in an utterly merda mood since his coming here. Today he is out shopping for food for himself and his Lucrezia. He hears the yelling a few buildings down and wanders that way.

When he sees Gamzee he doesn't recognize him for now.]

Excuse me? What are you yelling about?

[makaracles]

[looks up at him, his eyes (a peculiar and unusual shade of indigo) wide. Then he stands up, and abruptly pulls down his pants and underwear, revealing a very ... wow, actually Gamzee's kind of scarily endowed.]

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HELL IS THIS??

[unholydecree]

[...Italians aren't particularly known for their modesty, especially not from the Renaissance, but people don't just go around flashing each other either.

Cesare barely manages not to laugh and, somehow, maintains a mostly straight face.]

It is called a penis. Isn't it a little late to be noticing that?

[makaracles]

That ain't all what used to be there! It's BROKEN! [unhappily]

[bloody_pens]

[Castle is trying VERY hard not to laugh, as it's apparent that Gamzee is quite upset.]

Could be magic. Like the magic that supposedly changed all of us into animals.

[makaracles]

This is a pretty shitty magic enchantamiracle! What kind of wizard motherfuckin' steals a dog's bulge? [worried and outraged in equal measures] I mean, what all does that motherfucker want with it?

[bloody_pens]

You know, that IS a pretty good question. I guess I can kinda see the animal thing, because it ended up being harmless, but... stealing something like that is just assholish.

[makaracles]

Shit yes! What am I supposed to be all doing with this motherfuckin' thing? It's all hanging out all over!

Too lazy to bother making human icons again, they never did come out right

[smellyoudie]

[She would laugh if she weren't so irritated. No, actually, she's going to laugh, because Gamzee looks like even more of a doofus than he usually does, and she's feeling vengeful and petty still, angry with him. She wants to find a way to hit where it hurts.]

Haha, wow, they managed to make you look even more stupid than you did before!

I was lucky that there's an artist I like who humanized Gamzee.

[makaracles]

[His head snaps up, and his eyes narrow just a little as he realizes who this must be, though he doesn't snap back or anything.]

Looks like they all gone done and made us look stupid, sister.

No such luck for me!

[smellyoudie]

[She refuses to be insulted by such a lame comeback.]

Nope! Just you, Mister Sour Grapes.

[makaracles]

[He stares at her for a long moment, and then one of his doofy smiles appears on his face, something totally innocent and as much a mask as his paint.] Well, you could be motherfuckin' right, I guess! Ain't peeped on my best pale bro yet.

sssssecond level because lol marks.

[scotopic]

[... Well. Shouting like that is hard to miss. And even if the horns are missing, the manner of speech is unmistakable as Gamzee's.]

Something the matter, Gamzee?

Yiss!

[makaracles]

[looks up, indigo eyes wide and panicked] What the motherfuckin' hell is this?

[And. Just exposes himself. Right there. And, wow. Um. He's, er, pretty big there.]

[scotopic]

[While some people might flinch, turn away, or even shriek at seeing someone drop trou in such a manner, B manages to keep his completely unruffled composure. In fact, the only outward response is a couple of slow blinks as he continues to peer at the scene unfolding in front of him.]

Is there ... something wrong with it?

[makaracles]

Why's it all sticking out like that? [demands, and since it's not like he's sporting an erection or something, he maybe means the external nature of the organ, which is confirmed when he adds, distressed] It won't go back in!