Comments | meriadocgamgee: Cave at last

meriadocgamgee

Cave at last

Mar 23, 2003 09:36

-the pair reach the plain by midafternoon the next day-

-puts a hand up to shield his eyes from the sun- This the place?

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

moraer March 23 2003, 08:34:58 UTC

//looks out of the cave and peers at the two tiny figures//

//whistles a greeting, then looks back at the kids// Be good a minute, alright?

//thunders out of the cave and across the plain to his master//

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:04:04 UTC

Well Moraer's up and running. The kids didn't manage to hog-tie him. You owe me a fiver, Fuzzy.

meriadocgamgee March 23 2003, 10:15:55 UTC

-laughs-

Moraer! -rubs the pony's jaw as it comes to a stop, blowing into his nose and smiling- Well, he seems in good enough condition. You're right...I owe you. -looks over his shoulder at Erchi- Well, my prince...shall we?

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:19:00 UTC

Oh thank Eru. My feet were going to fall off. I need to find somewhere to sit down for a few years.

meriadocgamgee March 23 2003, 10:20:47 UTC

-snorts and lifts Erchi onto the pony's back, and climbs up behind him-

moraer March 23 2003, 10:22:58 UTC

//prances in place, then trots forward//

You know, before you two fuckers think about getting swallowed by the asshole again... please, hire an actual babysitter! It's hard to watch kids when you don't have hands. You dedicate your teeth to pulling one away from something, your mouth isn't free to scold the other. You bipeds have it easy without your hands and the like.

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:26:07 UTC

Bitch, bitch, bitch. You can go rescue Merry next time.

moraer March 23 2003, 10:28:07 UTC

I would have, but you made me stay behind and watch the kids!

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:30:22 UTC

BECAUSE YOU HAD NO HANDS! How useful are hoovies against a dragon? Sheesh.

moraer March 23 2003, 10:33:42 UTC

MORE USEFUL THAN CHUCKING THINGS AT IT! I'M FASTER THAN YOU ARE AND MERRY IS USED TO WORKING WITH ME! THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN IN AND OUT PROCEDURE!

meriadocgamgee March 23 2003, 10:34:59 UTC

....Um....could you two stop arguing?

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:39:27 UTC

NO!
...er. :blushes: I mean no. Sorry.

Fuck yourself, pony ride reject. It was my hands throwing those jars around that helped us escape.

meriadocgamgee March 23 2003, 10:41:55 UTC

.................

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:42:37 UTC

Well it was.

moraer March 23 2003, 10:43:21 UTC

//stops// OK YOU JACKASS THAT'S IT! FUCK YOU!!! GET THE FUCK OFF!

//rears and starts bucking around viciously//

erchirion March 23 2003, 10:46:41 UTC

>THUMP!< ...ow. :curls up:

Back to all threads