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The Official Canadian Temperature
Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

• Californians shiver uncontrollably.

• Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

• Italian Cars won't start

• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

• American water freezes

• Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)

• Carbon dioxide freezes, makes dry ice.

• Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

• Ethyl alcohol freezes.

• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)

• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

• Hell freezes over.

• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup