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Ben's Recipe for Social Suicide (Just like Grandma used to make!)
Ingredients:
1 bacon cheeseburger, xtra mayo
cheesy pasta with spicy italian saussage
1 round Clindamycin ("...is an ... antibiotic... casuing ...The most severe adverse ... diarrhea" [wiki])
1 bottle of cheap wine
an assortment of friends you'll probably never see again
2 beer
dash pre-existing IBS
Directions:
Take 4 pills of Clindamycin per day for several days leading up to 'the big night'. Don't poo if you can help it. Consume all food during the course of the day, or substitue your own fatty, high colesteral, colon-cancer-causing meals. Then, invite over your friends for a Hallowe'en drinking party and consume all liquor without care of consequence. At this point, a dash of IBS will give your social suicide that extra kick. MAKE SURE you have enough toilet paper for your hole, your cheeks, and the bathroom walls. Everything else will come out in the wash. Good luck suiciders!
Ingredients:
1 bacon cheeseburger, xtra mayo
cheesy pasta with spicy italian saussage
1 round Clindamycin ("...is an ... antibiotic... casuing ...The most severe adverse ... diarrhea" [wiki])
1 bottle of cheap wine
an assortment of friends you'll probably never see again
2 beer
dash pre-existing IBS
Directions:
Take 4 pills of Clindamycin per day for several days leading up to 'the big night'. Don't poo if you can help it. Consume all food during the course of the day, or substitue your own fatty, high colesteral, colon-cancer-causing meals. Then, invite over your friends for a Hallowe'en drinking party and consume all liquor without care of consequence. At this point, a dash of IBS will give your social suicide that extra kick. MAKE SURE you have enough toilet paper for your hole, your cheeks, and the bathroom walls. Everything else will come out in the wash. Good luck suiciders!