fic: la gent normal com tu (football rpf)

[meretricula]

haters will be killed and eaten. just fyi.

title: la gent normal com tu
fandom: football RPF
pairing: Fabregas/Messi/Pique
rating: NC-17
word count: 2000
summary: Leo is an alien. Cesc and Pique teach him about one of the best parts of being human, i.e. orgasms.
warnings: underage characters in sexual situations, alien physiology
notes: I AM A

Comments

[mardia]

*claps in delight* Yay for awesome porn!

[meretricula]

hee, thank you!

[sillypiglets2]

This is precious. :D

[meretricula]

thanks! :)

[firehigher]

This is so adorable, hot and clumsy and and and I am such a hard sucker for fics set in this period, so this is basically amazing. <3

[meretricula]

BABY DREAM TEAM OT3 FOREVERRRRR ahahaha I mean. thank you very much!

[justkisa]

this is hot and sweet and this line - You are a person," Cesc said loyally. - I love it an awful lot also this one - "Shh, shh, it's okay, you can't make so much noise, it's okay but you've got to be quiet, we're going to take care of you but shh," Cesc said hurriedly. - just the sex it's hot (very hot) but I love the way you show their friendship best of all!

[meretricula]

awww, thank you! "you are a person" is one of my favorite lines, too. I'm really glad you liked the fic! ♥

[greenpixiehair]

Does this mean Pique's well-documented need to grab Cesc's ear during training/interviews/life is actually a very public form of secret-code innuendo? ("Hi Cesc, Leo misses you-" *tweak* "Why has he gone red?" "No reason, Andres. No reason at all.")

This fic. This ficccccccc. Catboy spacekid Leo! Gerard being hilarious but also an idiot! Sweet little cesc knows exactly what he wants and is assingle minded asa runaway train!

Seriously though, Cesc is so sweet in this. "You are a person," it's like, he doesn't really know how much that means, to Leo, but he kind of has a feeling, so he keeps saying it. Or something. Boys. Boys andd their friendships. ♥

And then somebody might take Leo away to a place where he couldn't play football anymore. it's sad and funny all at once because that's os reductive and childish and actually probably is the most important thing because this is leo

ALSO THE PORN. UHM. I have no comment on that. Because it would just end up looking like: PORN. BRAINMELT. DO LIKE. ASDFGHKL except for several pages.

[meretricula]

ahahaha oh man I was thinking more like this:

[greenpixiehair]

Hahaha I'm surprised you could even read the comment, tbh. It was written in a rush before I had to be at lecture, and looking back... I seem to have decided that the spacebar is an optional extra. And. Putting letters in the right order. Is also. An extra.

oops.

because "they will take you to a horrible lab and do experiments on you until you die" isn't going to process ;________________;
can you imagine someone having to eventually lay that out
the coach or
and older player or
when he goes to the first team and they get very, very serious

I AM THE LUCKIEST OP EVER. FACT.

[meretricula]

haha don't worry I speak fluent internet~

but this is Barcelona. they'll make sure nothing happens to him. (and so will Cesc and Pique.) ♥

IT'S NOT LUCK IT'S THE FACT OF YOUR AWESOMENESS.