Ow, my soul...

[meresy]

The third part of Ash Carter's Bruce McD interview is up.

Bruce, I love you, I really do. But, really.

REALLY?

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[scalesandfins]

ahahah, wow.

Doesn't Bruce have, like, a kid? I would bet money he's one of those dads that says things like, "So, when your mom and I went on our honeymoon to Tibet, we were kidnapped by Yetis...who were freedom fighters for the Dalai Lama, kind of like the Wookies in Star Wars. Anyway, one of the yeti babies was scrawny and kind of bald, and they were worried that it wouldn't survive the winter when they all went up to the top of Mount Everest. So they made a deal with us: if we took the yeti baby back to Canada and protected it, they would let us go free. And that's how we got you."

ETA: On the other hand, omg, Bruce, you ass, stop pulling fandom's pigtails. NOT ALL OF THEM THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

[meresy]

Bruce does not. Noel has a couple. *g* And, yeah, Bruce is totally full of BS and you have to keep an eye on him. But on the other hand, "clever solutions" to your main character blowing his brains out automatically get the eyebrow, y'know?

[zabira]

also? hai, wait. bruce DOES have kids, i think? he may not be raising them himself, cuz...well...just cuz. but i SWEAR i read in something that he does.

[scalesandfins]

According to the internet, Bruce does indeed have a bebe, whom he+partner named Charlie Yoko. Google produced this picture, AT WHICH POINT I PROBABLY SPONTANEOUSLY OVULATED, and all of Bruce's bullshitting sins were forgiven, because oh god, cute:

[meresy]

Oh yes, I remember that picture! So that's his little rugrat, eh? Cute! (She can haz cheezburger! Hee.)

And, hey, hi! Add away. Z and I don't bite.

Unless you like that. ;)

[zabira]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. yeah, that's the CUTEST THING. all other things aspire to that level of adorable.

(and no, of course i don't mind! meres is correct: i don't bite.)