WIN and Fail. Mostly Win.
So I was at the mall looking for, among other things, some red Olympics mittens. But can you FIND any that are not child-size? No, because everything at the Bay is thoroughly picked-over, and Home Outfitters is maybe getting another shipment. Maybe. Nos, wanna drive me to a Zellers?... Wherever the hell there is a Zellers around here?
But I got a new frying pan I paid for with a gift card, a pair of rock-awesome grey-blue-black plaid Chuck Taylors that were on sale, and tasty, tasty poutine. FTW!
Clara Hughes FTMFW, first of all! Bronze medal! Yayayay!
Also this hockey thing everyone is into. Apparently we are winning a little? \o/ WATCH YOURSELVES 'MURRICANS.
And then there will be Ladies' Two-man Bobsleigh, which we rocked for great justice in the first two runs! And apparently our teams stand 1 and 3 going into the fourth! Wooooooooo.
*switches channels madly*
And another SILVER in the ladies' short track relay! Woooooooot! (I do feel bad for the South Korean girls. What a way to lose a medal.)
And a record for Charles Hamelin in the men's relay! More woooooooot!
Yaaaaaaaaaaay, Upperton and Brown! You can do it! Don't hold back! YEAH!
YAY!
WOO THAT IS ONE MEDAL GUARANTEED AND ONE TEAM TO GO! \o/ \o/ \o/
OMG THE AMERCIANS DIDN'T BEAT UPPERTON/BROWN THAT IS A GUARANTEED SILVER FOR OUR UNDERDOG TEAM. YAAYAYAYAAAYAYAAYE.
GOLD AND SILVER YEAH THAT IS RIGHT BITCHES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bonus North American podium sweep!
\o/
But I got a new frying pan I paid for with a gift card, a pair of rock-awesome grey-blue-black plaid Chuck Taylors that were on sale, and tasty, tasty poutine. FTW!
Clara Hughes FTMFW, first of all! Bronze medal! Yayayay!
Also this hockey thing everyone is into. Apparently we are winning a little? \o/ WATCH YOURSELVES 'MURRICANS.
And then there will be Ladies' Two-man Bobsleigh, which we rocked for great justice in the first two runs! And apparently our teams stand 1 and 3 going into the fourth! Wooooooooo.
*switches channels madly*
And another SILVER in the ladies' short track relay! Woooooooot! (I do feel bad for the South Korean girls. What a way to lose a medal.)
And a record for Charles Hamelin in the men's relay! More woooooooot!
Yaaaaaaaaaaay, Upperton and Brown! You can do it! Don't hold back! YEAH!
YAY!
WOO THAT IS ONE MEDAL GUARANTEED AND ONE TEAM TO GO! \o/ \o/ \o/
OMG THE AMERCIANS DIDN'T BEAT UPPERTON/BROWN THAT IS A GUARANTEED SILVER FOR OUR UNDERDOG TEAM. YAAYAYAYAAAYAYAAYE.
GOLD AND SILVER YEAH THAT IS RIGHT BITCHES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bonus North American podium sweep!
\o/