l'absurdite de la vie quotidienne!
the only reason im posting is because i should be writing a paper right now. and being the ultimate procrastinator that i am, i write a paragraph, then fuck around for 30 minutes, then write a paragraph, and fuck around for 30 more minutes, and i repeat until i have a 1 1/2 to 2 pages of bullshit. and oh. not only am i the master of procrastination, i am also the bullshitting guru. oh, you may have bullshitted your way through high school, or bullshitted an A on an exam here or there, but here's where i top you all in bullshitting. the paper i am currently bullshitting is in french. i didn't read the play it's on and i didn't go to class when we discussed the play. (the only advantage i have is that it's comparing this play to seinfeld, which is actually pretty neato.) but just wait til i get my paper back. you will all see, that i am the biggest bullshitter. you will all feel unworthy and bow down before me. for only i, meredith cameron duncan, can actually bullshit a paper in a different language. amen.
in other news, i really like greensboro. it started off slow at first but recently ive been able to go out and actually meet new people. living in the dorm is great for meeting other freshies, but other freshies dont know where the fun stuff is. and when i say fun stuff i mean alcohol. just kidding! i mean like putt-putt gold and bumper boats and sex shops. adam and eve hollllla! it's good to have people that im close to here too that can take care of me. because we all know im incapable of taking care of myself.
this weekend i have to go home to cary. it's aunt sandra and aunt reba's birthdays so we're going down to lake waccamaw early on sunday morning. of course this is the weekend where many important people have decided to either a) go to ecu to get a head-start on the halloween festivities or b) come here for a show. great. will anyone actually be in town? well, i am really excited about seeing bon bon. and my mom will be out of town so you know what that means: shopping with homer! yay! i need new workout pants. so i can go to the gym, walk around the track twice, and come back to the room to eat a bag of cookies. famous amos is the shit!
i really love the weather now. i dont love that all my sweaters and jackets and coats are in cary. plus the wind blows like 43 miles an hour, so those of us of the smaller (and i mean shorter) persuasion get tornado-ed around campus like a plastic bag. the leaves sure are pretty around campus though. sometimes i sit on a bench and pretend to read a book, when really im just looking around at people and the sky and trees and whatnot. is it still okay to people-watch? do you have to have an aarp membershit to do that? oh well, i just pretend to read so no one notices.
okay well its been thirty minutes. time to start paragraph 2.
XOXO!!! goodnight!!!
in other news, i really like greensboro. it started off slow at first but recently ive been able to go out and actually meet new people. living in the dorm is great for meeting other freshies, but other freshies dont know where the fun stuff is. and when i say fun stuff i mean alcohol. just kidding! i mean like putt-putt gold and bumper boats and sex shops. adam and eve hollllla! it's good to have people that im close to here too that can take care of me. because we all know im incapable of taking care of myself.
this weekend i have to go home to cary. it's aunt sandra and aunt reba's birthdays so we're going down to lake waccamaw early on sunday morning. of course this is the weekend where many important people have decided to either a) go to ecu to get a head-start on the halloween festivities or b) come here for a show. great. will anyone actually be in town? well, i am really excited about seeing bon bon. and my mom will be out of town so you know what that means: shopping with homer! yay! i need new workout pants. so i can go to the gym, walk around the track twice, and come back to the room to eat a bag of cookies. famous amos is the shit!
i really love the weather now. i dont love that all my sweaters and jackets and coats are in cary. plus the wind blows like 43 miles an hour, so those of us of the smaller (and i mean shorter) persuasion get tornado-ed around campus like a plastic bag. the leaves sure are pretty around campus though. sometimes i sit on a bench and pretend to read a book, when really im just looking around at people and the sky and trees and whatnot. is it still okay to people-watch? do you have to have an aarp membershit to do that? oh well, i just pretend to read so no one notices.
okay well its been thirty minutes. time to start paragraph 2.
XOXO!!! goodnight!!!