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The other twelve character meme, found on labellamafia494's journal...
My twelve...
1. Michael
2. Nikita
3. Madeline
4. Sawyer
5. Jack Shepard
6. Irina Derevko
7. Martin Fitzgerald
8. Danny Taylor
9. Gibbs
10. Tony DiNozzo
11. Olivia Benson
12. Elliot Stabler
(I was so tempted to "fix" this, but I decided to keep it separated by show to create interesting crossovers. Plus, it's good that I'm into slash now, because my list is male dominated! Although, after seeing the results, I somehow ended up getting a bunch of femmeslash. I don't know how that happened.)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
This is too hard! He has spied on people in canon, but he is also such an exhibitionist! He's both. Umm... I guess if I have to pick one, I'd say exhibitionist.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Olivia?! She's not at all submissive. Damn, I knew I should have "fixed" the list. I guess if I'd have to choose someone, I'd say Madeline and Irina. Just because they are even more strong willed than she is. And their morals are... how shall I put this... flexible.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
As much as I love Madeline as a character, I value what little sanity I have left, so I'll have to say Jack. Besides, on this list, I would have to say that Jack is pretty close to looking like my perfect guy, so that makes the decision a wee bit easier. Well, assuming he isn't wearing that god-awful wig from "Man of Science, Man of Faith." *grin*
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
If only I were faced with that decision in real life! How the heck am I supposed to choose between Michael and Sawyer? I'm going to go with three-way. I can't? *sigh* I guess Sawyer, because really? Nikita is the only one for Michael.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Elliot and Nikita? OMG, poor Elliot, he'll be eaten alive. Despite his rage issues. Well, maybe not if it's season one Nikita, but after that?
I am no fanfic writer, so dialog is out, but I can give a scenario... Nikita is accused of some crime in NYC and Stabler is sent to extradite her. On the way back, they discuss morals and "the ends justify the means" and other things. Sex will probably not ensue because Elliot is too damn moral, and Nikita will escape when the plane lands. Because does anyone seriously think that a NYC cop could hold her against her will? I mean, she's escaped from so much worse before!
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Well, I have to say that demonqueen666 would be most likely to write it, just because she's the only fanfic writer I know who writes both, but I already tempted her with Sawyer/Tony, and that didn't work, so I wouldn't place any bets on this.
In regards to where, it would have to be post-island... Maybe the hospital? Jack has gone back to being a doctor and Gibbs is there because one of his team has been injured. Gibbs is all angsty and "not again!" and Jack is all angsty (for whatever reason... you could pick from a number of reasons... I love the boy, but he tends to be a bit emotional...) and they have passionate distraction sex in a spare room. Yeah, I'm reaching. I'm sure that these two would never do anything.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Why didn't I mess with the list? Elliot masturbating? He's so profoundly moral, I'd have to say his wife. *sigh* That's no fun! Probably Olivia at times. Maybe he gets off to thinking about killing child molesters. Yeah, with his anger issues, I could see that.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Wow, I would never have thought of this topic. Let's see... considering the amount of time Olivia seems to spend alone, I'd have to say a vibrator.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Geez, if I had realized how much action number 12 was going to see, I wouldn't have made it Elliot!
Um... Elliot/Martin/Michael? Wow. First my brain would melt from the hotness.
Pictoral evidence... (Ack! Photobucket seems to be down! I'm trying a new site. Let's see how it goes..)
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Title? Um... Did I mention that my brain has melted? I would so read it, if someone could manage to fit all those characters in together somehow. Hey, a cop, an FBI agent, and an agent from a covert government agency. It could happen... maybe. I couldn't write it because I have no writing skills whatsoever. Warnings... ack! My brain cannot even contemplate what I'd want to see in it! Obviously slash. I'm sure it could be made to be graphic. I have no clue. (I suck at this meme! *grin*)
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
What is it, Steph, with both you and I having Nikita tied up? 'Cause, yeah, Irina would so not be the one tied up.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Madeline and Olivia? That's hard. Olivia is a very private person, but I can't see Madeline talking about it. Hmm... unless, of course, that it gave her some kind of advantage in a situation. Yeah, I think Madeline would spill as part of a power trip. Olivia would rage for a bit, but ultimately give in. (Because no one refuses Madeline and gets away with it.)
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Martin and Jack? Two uptight WASPs that found each other. (Why am I producing no het relationships in this meme? *grin*) Let's see... I think Martin's birthday wish would be to have a threesome, adding Danny into the bedroom. Yup, that would be hot. I'd read that.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Sawyer/Elliot? Peanut butter? (Just to get the Charlie/Claire peanut butter scene out of my mind. *grin*)
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Danny and Sawyer... I'd have to say Sawyer because I can't see him submitting to anyone.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Gibbs and fetishes don't really go together in my mind. Despite my corruption by bcavis. I'm just going to steal labellamafia494's answer and say foot fetish.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I'd invite carrieross over, because I'd feel too guilty taking advantage of that situation when she's the true Danny lover. (Not that I'd mind doing something with Danny. Fine, maybe I should be a bit selfish. I mean, Ross is in Italy, after all. It'd take her forever to get here, and what she doesn't know wouldn't hurt her! *evil grin* ) Jack would probably take advantage of it though. Especially if it happens post-island after his Sawyer experiences!
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
It's hard for me to think about Sawyer and Tony being quiet about the details of any relationship. Well, I guess that as NCIS is associated with the millitary, maybe Tony wouldn't want to flaunt the relationship around the office as much as he does with his het relationships.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. What does it say?
Tony/Gibbs! It would probably be a Marine related thing/slogan.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Considering that Nikita likely doesn't have any kind of sexual/romantic life now that she is Operations and Michael is gone, I could see her turning to writing erotic fic! Olivia/Irina smut? That could be interesting, but really, really hard to get to work.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Wow. I'm sure Danny would take full advantage of the situation. And if Nikita were wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, I'm sure she'd be up for it. This would be hot. Implausible, but hot.
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Okay, so Gibbs and Michael are having a quickie in a broom closet (?!?! I don't think I can continue, because that image right there is just so wrong. So wrong.) when Danny walks in on them. Naturally enough, Danny joins in (yeah, I could see Danny joining in.), first paging Madeline who is in the middle of fucking Jack into the mattress. (Why would she bother with him? He seems to "normal" for her. Maybe it's a mission? Maybe she needs a boytoy to fuck with Operations's mind?) Madeline abandons Jack on the verge of orgasm (Yup, I could see her doing that! Evil, evil Madeline...), excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Jack, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute (OMG! Can I get in line now for his services?), until the well-meaning and generous Sawyer attempts to rescue him. (How perfect. Well, maybe not Sawyer being generous, but trying to rescue Jack.) But Jack will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tony is one of his regular clients. (Why doesn't it surprise me that Tony might freqent a brothel? Although LA is a bit far from NCIS headquarters. Maybe he gets a transfer?)
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) I guess I'd have to go with La Femme Nikita because a lot of the base story could be explained by a mission, and there is a lot of nudity/sex in that show anyway.
b) God, this story is so screwed up, I don't even think I could possibly contemplate a title. Maybe "As if the island didn't screw with Jack's life enough."
c) Everyone? Umm, most would have to be Gibbs, I guess. (Is it sad that I have more of a problem with Gibbs having a quickie with a terrorist-type in a closet than with Jack prostituting himself and opening up a brothel? I thought so. *pets her little whore Jack*)
d) I would think that the Lost slash/smut lovers would read it just for that interaction at the end. Maybe labellamafia would read it too because it involves Madeline having sex.
e) No one. I don't think anyone else watches LFN, Lost, NCIS, and WaT! (And more people should. Especially LFN!)
That was strange, but oh so fun.
(And is anyone else having LJ/photobucket problems? LJ is being oh so slow, and I can't access photobucket or see any of my pictures from photobucket. Is it just my stupid computer?)
My twelve...
1. Michael
2. Nikita
3. Madeline
4. Sawyer
5. Jack Shepard
6. Irina Derevko
7. Martin Fitzgerald
8. Danny Taylor
9. Gibbs
10. Tony DiNozzo
11. Olivia Benson
12. Elliot Stabler
(I was so tempted to "fix" this, but I decided to keep it separated by show to create interesting crossovers. Plus, it's good that I'm into slash now, because my list is male dominated! Although, after seeing the results, I somehow ended up getting a bunch of femmeslash. I don't know how that happened.)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
This is too hard! He has spied on people in canon, but he is also such an exhibitionist! He's both. Umm... I guess if I have to pick one, I'd say exhibitionist.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Olivia?! She's not at all submissive. Damn, I knew I should have "fixed" the list. I guess if I'd have to choose someone, I'd say Madeline and Irina. Just because they are even more strong willed than she is. And their morals are... how shall I put this... flexible.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
As much as I love Madeline as a character, I value what little sanity I have left, so I'll have to say Jack. Besides, on this list, I would have to say that Jack is pretty close to looking like my perfect guy, so that makes the decision a wee bit easier. Well, assuming he isn't wearing that god-awful wig from "Man of Science, Man of Faith." *grin*
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
If only I were faced with that decision in real life! How the heck am I supposed to choose between Michael and Sawyer? I'm going to go with three-way. I can't? *sigh* I guess Sawyer, because really? Nikita is the only one for Michael.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Elliot and Nikita? OMG, poor Elliot, he'll be eaten alive. Despite his rage issues. Well, maybe not if it's season one Nikita, but after that?
I am no fanfic writer, so dialog is out, but I can give a scenario... Nikita is accused of some crime in NYC and Stabler is sent to extradite her. On the way back, they discuss morals and "the ends justify the means" and other things. Sex will probably not ensue because Elliot is too damn moral, and Nikita will escape when the plane lands. Because does anyone seriously think that a NYC cop could hold her against her will? I mean, she's escaped from so much worse before!
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Well, I have to say that demonqueen666 would be most likely to write it, just because she's the only fanfic writer I know who writes both, but I already tempted her with Sawyer/Tony, and that didn't work, so I wouldn't place any bets on this.
In regards to where, it would have to be post-island... Maybe the hospital? Jack has gone back to being a doctor and Gibbs is there because one of his team has been injured. Gibbs is all angsty and "not again!" and Jack is all angsty (for whatever reason... you could pick from a number of reasons... I love the boy, but he tends to be a bit emotional...) and they have passionate distraction sex in a spare room. Yeah, I'm reaching. I'm sure that these two would never do anything.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Why didn't I mess with the list? Elliot masturbating? He's so profoundly moral, I'd have to say his wife. *sigh* That's no fun! Probably Olivia at times. Maybe he gets off to thinking about killing child molesters. Yeah, with his anger issues, I could see that.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Wow, I would never have thought of this topic. Let's see... considering the amount of time Olivia seems to spend alone, I'd have to say a vibrator.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Geez, if I had realized how much action number 12 was going to see, I wouldn't have made it Elliot!
Um... Elliot/Martin/Michael? Wow. First my brain would melt from the hotness.
Pictoral evidence... (Ack! Photobucket seems to be down! I'm trying a new site. Let's see how it goes..)
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Title? Um... Did I mention that my brain has melted? I would so read it, if someone could manage to fit all those characters in together somehow. Hey, a cop, an FBI agent, and an agent from a covert government agency. It could happen... maybe. I couldn't write it because I have no writing skills whatsoever. Warnings... ack! My brain cannot even contemplate what I'd want to see in it! Obviously slash. I'm sure it could be made to be graphic. I have no clue. (I suck at this meme! *grin*)
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
What is it, Steph, with both you and I having Nikita tied up? 'Cause, yeah, Irina would so not be the one tied up.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Madeline and Olivia? That's hard. Olivia is a very private person, but I can't see Madeline talking about it. Hmm... unless, of course, that it gave her some kind of advantage in a situation. Yeah, I think Madeline would spill as part of a power trip. Olivia would rage for a bit, but ultimately give in. (Because no one refuses Madeline and gets away with it.)
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Martin and Jack? Two uptight WASPs that found each other. (Why am I producing no het relationships in this meme? *grin*) Let's see... I think Martin's birthday wish would be to have a threesome, adding Danny into the bedroom. Yup, that would be hot. I'd read that.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Sawyer/Elliot? Peanut butter? (Just to get the Charlie/Claire peanut butter scene out of my mind. *grin*)
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Danny and Sawyer... I'd have to say Sawyer because I can't see him submitting to anyone.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Gibbs and fetishes don't really go together in my mind. Despite my corruption by bcavis. I'm just going to steal labellamafia494's answer and say foot fetish.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I'd invite carrieross over, because I'd feel too guilty taking advantage of that situation when she's the true Danny lover. (Not that I'd mind doing something with Danny. Fine, maybe I should be a bit selfish. I mean, Ross is in Italy, after all. It'd take her forever to get here, and what she doesn't know wouldn't hurt her! *evil grin* ) Jack would probably take advantage of it though. Especially if it happens post-island after his Sawyer experiences!
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
It's hard for me to think about Sawyer and Tony being quiet about the details of any relationship. Well, I guess that as NCIS is associated with the millitary, maybe Tony wouldn't want to flaunt the relationship around the office as much as he does with his het relationships.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. What does it say?
Tony/Gibbs! It would probably be a Marine related thing/slogan.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Considering that Nikita likely doesn't have any kind of sexual/romantic life now that she is Operations and Michael is gone, I could see her turning to writing erotic fic! Olivia/Irina smut? That could be interesting, but really, really hard to get to work.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Wow. I'm sure Danny would take full advantage of the situation. And if Nikita were wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, I'm sure she'd be up for it. This would be hot. Implausible, but hot.
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Okay, so Gibbs and Michael are having a quickie in a broom closet (?!?! I don't think I can continue, because that image right there is just so wrong. So wrong.) when Danny walks in on them. Naturally enough, Danny joins in (yeah, I could see Danny joining in.), first paging Madeline who is in the middle of fucking Jack into the mattress. (Why would she bother with him? He seems to "normal" for her. Maybe it's a mission? Maybe she needs a boytoy to fuck with Operations's mind?) Madeline abandons Jack on the verge of orgasm (Yup, I could see her doing that! Evil, evil Madeline...), excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Jack, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute (OMG! Can I get in line now for his services?), until the well-meaning and generous Sawyer attempts to rescue him. (How perfect. Well, maybe not Sawyer being generous, but trying to rescue Jack.) But Jack will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tony is one of his regular clients. (Why doesn't it surprise me that Tony might freqent a brothel? Although LA is a bit far from NCIS headquarters. Maybe he gets a transfer?)
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) I guess I'd have to go with La Femme Nikita because a lot of the base story could be explained by a mission, and there is a lot of nudity/sex in that show anyway.
b) God, this story is so screwed up, I don't even think I could possibly contemplate a title. Maybe "As if the island didn't screw with Jack's life enough."
c) Everyone? Umm, most would have to be Gibbs, I guess. (Is it sad that I have more of a problem with Gibbs having a quickie with a terrorist-type in a closet than with Jack prostituting himself and opening up a brothel? I thought so. *pets her little whore Jack*)
d) I would think that the Lost slash/smut lovers would read it just for that interaction at the end. Maybe labellamafia would read it too because it involves Madeline having sex.
e) No one. I don't think anyone else watches LFN, Lost, NCIS, and WaT! (And more people should. Especially LFN!)
That was strange, but oh so fun.
(And is anyone else having LJ/photobucket problems? LJ is being oh so slow, and I can't access photobucket or see any of my pictures from photobucket. Is it just my stupid computer?)