This is your brain on Spaiku.

[mere_ubu]

  Here are a few "Doomed" haiku. I'm not sure if I'm on a Season Four Roll or in a Season Four Rut, but hey, that's just the bag I'm in right now. I blame the Hawaiian Shirt Spike doll. (And the drugs. Which, thank heavens, I'm enjoying more needing less with every passing day.)
Thanks to Mister Beta for his help.
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I.
Rather be dusted
than be caught dead in "Xanderrr"'s
clown college castoffs.

II.
Bloody animal:
a surge of barbarous joy
roars through his chipped brain.

III.
Scoobies goggle at
motivational vampire;
telly wins again.