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[mere_shell]

My name is...Mansex Condom, it seems. My real name is Xemnas, but I hate that name, thus I tell them to call me Mansex.

I am a condom...

It also seems that the internet is what people use to access things, and it is really, really great.

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[sadistic_zero]

Are you a rapist pimp, ojii-san?

[mere_shell]

...What is a rapist pimp? I have never heard of one...they just said my name is Mansex, and that I am a condom.

[sadistic_zero]

That sounds like a pimp name. You're a pimp condom?

[mere_shell]

What is a pimp?

[sadistic_zero]

Someone who collects people for sex and hands them out. And you've got a pimp name. So you're a pimp?

[mere_shell]

I do not know what sex is.

[sadistic_zero]

Don't lie. It's in your name. And you don't have your ears anymore.

[mere_shell]

Ears...? What ears?

...I have ears. They are...on my head.

The white thing said that is my name, so it is.

[sadistic_zero]

Not those ears, you silly pimp! Your virgin ears. And tail. They're not there. That means you've already sexed someone up. Or the other way around.

You take orders from white things?

[mere_shell]

I do not know what virgin is? Is it an animal?

[sadistic_zero]

A virgin is person who hasn't had sex yet, you silly adult. How can you be a pimp and not know that?

[mere_shell]

I don't know. I am not a pimp, I am a Superior Nobody Mansex Condom.

I think the word virgin sounds pretty.

[sadistic_zero]

You're a pimp. You've got a pimp name.

You're a weird old guy! Heh.

[mere_shell]

The white thing says my name is that. It says I do not like my name Xemnas, so I use that name.

I am weird? I see.

You are weird too. :)

[sadistic_zero]

You're funny. I like you.