HAHAHAHAHA WE SHOULD DO THIS!!!
Things To Do In An Elevator We are so doing these!!!
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
Have i ever told you people that i have slept in an Elevator before haha I just got really sleepy...haha so i laid down just to sit for a while and ended up sleeping for 30 min while waiting for my friend!! haha you should have seen her face...haha It was Priceless...she was like "meredith did you know you were sleeping?" and i was like "hahaha I'm sorry I'm tierd and it felt so good Going up and down..." and she started laughing and said "well i have herd that its fun to go up and down while laying down and it feels good but I think that only works when your having sex" and i was like "haha...sad...but it was just sooothing..." haha Well LOVE YOU ALL!! COMMENT ME!!! haha need i ask? haha NO!!! dude i had the best dream with stu...haha not really but i had a good one of ...hahaha I'M NOT SAYING HIS NAME!! HAHA MEGAN LAMM KNOWS!! HAHA...though its sad...i will never makeout with either one of them....you know sometimes i feel like Karen from Will and Grace...but with out the Alcohole...hahaha I love that show....AND i love her!! haha she rocks!! WELL BYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell i'm hyper yet BORED!!!
Ohh YES!!! HAHA!! OHH YES YES YES!!!.......yeah um....just a little horny hahaha LOL j/k hahaha
Wow I love it when i'm funny!!! haha
*~What a Woman Says...What a Man Hears~*
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is
lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do
laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
THATS SO DAMN TRUE!!!! HAHA shh...dont tell but i do it too!! hahahhahahahahahahaha LMAO!!!
And i know Tyler and Megan Are laughing their ass's off right now and if not...well in my head they were!! hahahaha