24.
I went today for a "follow-up" with my doc. He's a fucking lunatic, I'm not kidding.
We had the oddest conversation, went something like:
Doc - "Do you meditate?"
Me - "Not in public.."
Doc - -grins weirdly. "You should"
Me - "Jerk off?"
Doc - "What? No!" -stares. grins weirdly again "You can't do that here. You should meditate."
Me - "Will meditating help my bones heal?"
Doc - "Time will heal your bones."
Me - "What will meditating do for me?"
Doc - "You be less stressed!" -perky, weird grin
Me - "Do I look stressed?"
Doc - "Not really."
Me - -stares.
Doc - -stares.
Doc - "You should climb a tree."
Wtf? He's fucking weird, man. He's funny but he's fucking weirrrd.
My friends didn't freak over my "high confessions" entry. They didn't act surprised. I can't be that obvious so they must be weird, too. {ETA: I just realized I posted that entry on OD and not here}
-smirks.
Time for dinner!
We had the oddest conversation, went something like:
Doc - "Do you meditate?"
Me - "Not in public.."
Doc - -grins weirdly. "You should"
Me - "Jerk off?"
Doc - "What? No!" -stares. grins weirdly again "You can't do that here. You should meditate."
Me - "Will meditating help my bones heal?"
Doc - "Time will heal your bones."
Me - "What will meditating do for me?"
Doc - "You be less stressed!" -perky, weird grin
Me - "Do I look stressed?"
Doc - "Not really."
Me - -stares.
Doc - -stares.
Doc - "You should climb a tree."
Wtf? He's fucking weird, man. He's funny but he's fucking weirrrd.
My friends didn't freak over my "high confessions" entry. They didn't act surprised. I can't be that obvious so they must be weird, too. {ETA: I just realized I posted that entry on OD and not here}
-smirks.
Time for dinner!