001- [Action] New in town...

[mercyasdeep]

[Good Morning, residents of 753 Partridge drive. there is a rather effeminate looking boy sneaking around the house. After waking up in an unfamiliar house, with all of his possessions missing, including the Dawn Rune, he could be reasonably sure that this wasn't Viki's fault. But he'd been captured by the enemy, then why was he still alive? And

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[inthenertz]

That's my toaster. What are you doing in my house?

[Yeah, he's not going to say hi first. He's going to make demands.

He has a knife in his hand.]

[mercyasdeep]

[ What's a toaster?
Join my army.]

I'm sorry. I don't really know why I'm here. I woke up in a bed upstairs.

[inthenertz]

You did? That's just great. You just drove off the last of them. You happy now?

What's your name?

[mercyasdeep]

The last of who?

My name is Freyjadour. I'm the prince of Falena.

[inthenertz]

Last of my sacrafices!

Unless you're going to be stupid enough to climb onto a bunch of sticks I got prepared out back...

[By prepared, he means just piled up haphazardly.]

... I'm going to need to go find more.

Wait, you're a prince?

[mercyasdeep]

Sacrifices?!?

[Did that guy just say what I think he said? Perhaps he was joking?]

Err... yes. I'm the Prince of Falena...

[inthenertz]

Yes. It's were a jerk dies in order for me to get power.

I'd ask if you were imbred but I think you're my son now so I don't even want to think about that at the moment.

[mercyasdeep]

[Oh! So he's insane. That the Prince can deal with. His army is full of crazies.]

Your son....? What are you talking about?

[inthenertz]

Welcome to Mayfield. They like playing house here.

[More importantly.]

If you're a Prince, that makes me King then right? Father's of Princes are Kings.

In your face Theif!

[mercyasdeep]

..............

Umm.... you aren't my father.

[And it kind of works the other way around....]

[inthenertz]

[Shh! Logic! What did it ever do for BM?]

Yeah, yeah you are kid. This town made you my kid.

I mean I probably didn't sleep with your mom... but that'd probably make me a minority.

Check out the pictures sometime.

[mercyasdeep]

[Wow. He just. Does not even. After a second of shock, he settles into a glare.]

Please do not speak about my mother that way....

[inthenertz]

Yeah, well, you'll probably never see her again anyways so don't get so touchy.

Welcome to the Evilwizardington house. You better get used to it, they aren't letting you leave it anytime soon.

[mercyasdeep]

....................................................

[He fumes silently for a minute. When he speaks again his tone very cold and formal.]

I don't intend to stay here any longer than I have to. If you'll excuse me, I'll be going now.

[inthenertz]

Sure thing, just remember that when they brainwash you for being away from the house for too long, you're going in the fire pit.

I mean, it's not like you really want to know the rules this world goes by or anything.