003- [action] The milk has really bad timing. And so does his sister.

[mercyasdeep]

[Action for housemates:]

[That's it, he's had enough. Today is the day that things change around here. Frey is standing in the living room early on Tuesday morning. He has the still living dog with him. Still living drone mom is in the kitchen making breakfast. They will not die today. He is going to talk to Black Mage. To lay down some ground

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[inthenertz]

[Comes downstairs whistling, bag over his face still. A strange habit he's started up.

Pausing, seeing the dog with the kid and smelling breakfast.]

Is that bacon?

[mercyasdeep]

Yes. Yes that is bacon.

Do you know why there's bacon?

[inthenertz]

Because pigs taste amazing.

You know, cook them in their own fat and people taste just like pigs.

Now, don't tell your little your dad never teaches you anything when you go out and play.

[mercyasdeep]

[fjsdkjfsdj! He keeps a tight reign on his rage for now.]

Two things. One, there is bacon because the person cooking it isn't dead today. She isn't going to to die today. Neither is the dog.

And two, don't you ever even insinuate that you are my father ever again. You are nothing like my father.

[inthenertz]

Oh, you're a prophet now? Or did little Mr. Mommy-issues grow a pair?

And two, you're right. I know enough to pull out.

[mercyasdeep]

Do not. Mention my mother. Ever again.

[His voice is tight with barely constrained rage.]

Or you will regret it. You won't get another warning....

[inthenertz]

Calm down, I was just joking little prince.

You know, breakfast is going to get cold. Why don't you turn your back to me and walk into the kitchen.

[mercyasdeep]

.....

Have you ever actually met anyone stupid enough to fall for that?

[inthenertz]

Yeah, my world is full of them.

Honestly, I'm not lazy... well not just lazy. It's just that damn easy.

Speaking of easy, do you have any pictures of your mom? If I can't kill people, I'm going to need something to kill the time.

[mercyasdeep]

[Before his head even processes the thought, he's already whipped his staff around, aimed directly at Black Mage's head.]

SHUT UP!

[There isn't a lot of thought going into these attacks, just rage.]

[inthenertz]

[Not even a moment to put two and two together before there is a loud crack.

BM crumples to the ground. Prince will see dark red blood begin to soak through the paper bag as he lays still.]

[mercyasdeep]

[Still enraged, he strikes several more times at Black Mage before his head finally clears enough to process what he's done. Then he just stares in shock.]

Wha.... what have I..?

[He drops his bloodied staff, hands shaking. He doesn't even hear the drone!mom call him in for breakfast.]

[inthenertz]

[BM lies still... limp... dead.

His frail, disgusting body shattered in places and blood staining that sheet and that bag.]