May is for Marriage!

[mercy_slays]

Two days late but so what. =d Oh and I am working on my other Request list at the moment but hey, I'm attending a wedding in two weeks and my dad & mom were married in May so what the hell.

Ficlet Request for May~
You request the pairings/threesomes/foursomes/orgies and I write the stories. You also choose one (or more) of the listed prompts to go

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[ladyshadowphyre]

Requester: Lady Shadowphyre. Yes, me again. ^_^
Relationship, Fandom: Ed/Female!Roy, FMA
Prompt: #12 and #13, but it has to be someone else's wedding.

I've got this lovely image in my head of Ed catching the garter and looking adorably confused by it, along with Roy having the bouquet practically land in her lap (and this is while she's dressed as a guy, ala Dr Ten's doujinshi) and looking completely stunned. May do fanart for it if you write it.

[mercy_slays]

Got it! =D I think I already know whose wedding it will take place. xD

[ladyshadowphyre]

Ed: ....So.
Roy: ...Indeed.
Ed: If you wear a wedding dress, I'll wear a damn military uniform.
Roy: Deal.

XD

[mercy_slays]

Roy: Hmm... But it has to be a dress uniform, no underwear, and~ I would ask you to wear a cockring.
Ed: WHAT?!
Roy: I'll wear a miniskirt
Ed: ...That's not even equivalent exchange!
Roy: ...Hmm... Fine, no panties either.
Ed: Still not equal, Mustang!
Roy: Fine, fine. I'll give you control of the vibe I'll put inside.
Ed: Holy... DEAL!

-snickers-

[ladyshadowphyre]

~grins~ Evil. And are your muses glaring at you as much as mine are?

[mercy_slays]

Oh it's worse than that! This fanart is killing me seriously, mostly cause I was thinking of doing a Roy like that in an orgy with Ed, Havoc and Archer. x.X;;;

[ladyshadowphyre]

...meep...

Replace Archer with Hughes and you'd sell me on it; can't stand Archer since I can't see a pairing with him and Roy being anything but dubious consent and without love or respect. My only bloody squick.

[mercy_slays]

Lol, I blame several people for the Archer part but yeah... Roy/Hughes/Ed/Havoc is seriously hot. xD;; Hmm.... Greed!Hughes instead of Archer? xD;;;

[ladyshadowphyre]

And Pride!Ed and Lust!Roy and Sloth!Havoc.... just fit it into my Sins of Amestris universe while you're at it! XD

[mercy_slays]

Unlike most people Pride is my Roy. xD Only cause I seriously love to fool around with him and Bradley similarities

[ladyshadowphyre]

Ooh, Pride!Roy and Lust!Ed..... XD

[mercy_slays]

Oh Holy, that might be a wicked bunny. xD;; Though Ed would probably be more of "Greed" than a Lust but who knows. ^^;;

[ladyshadowphyre]

If he's got Pride!Roy, I'd say Lust is pretty accurate. Unless he's Wrath; the ire he presents whenever someone calls him short certainly lends credibility to that casting....

[mercy_slays]

LOL. I suppose but if it's my pick between Wrath and Lust, then I'll pick Lust. xD

[ladyshadowphyre]

Can't say I blame you. XD

On a completely unrelated note, I've figured out how I'm going to kill Hughes in Salve Regina. Beeswax and cosmetics feature heavily in the funeral preparations. ^_~

[mercy_slays]

Now don't be surprised if I manage to pull some Homunculi!Ed/Roy shit in the near future and I'm so~ going to blame you for it!

Eep! HUGHES! xD;;;