Here are the female comebacks to cheesy chat up lines!!!
>HE: Can I buy you a drink?
>SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>SHE: I must've been given your share.
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>HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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>HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
>HE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>SHE: Okay, get out.
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>HE: I think I could make you very happy.
>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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>HE: Can I have your name?
>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
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>HE: Shall we go see a movie?
>SHE: I've already seen it.
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>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>SHE: Hiding from you.
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>HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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>HE: Is this seat empty?
>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>HE: So, what do you do for a living?
>SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>SHE: Do not enter.
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>HE: Your body is like a temple.
>SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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>HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in Your wildest dreams
>SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>
>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>
>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>
>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>SHE: I must've been given your share.
>
>HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>
>HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
>HE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>
>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>SHE: Okay, get out.
>
>HE: I think I could make you very happy.
>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
>HE: Can I have your name?
>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
>
>HE: Shall we go see a movie?
>SHE: I've already seen it.
>
>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>SHE: Hiding from you.
>
>HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>
>HE: Is this seat empty?
>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>
>HE: So, what do you do for a living?
>SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
>
>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>SHE: Do not enter.
>
>HE: Your body is like a temple.
>SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
>HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>
>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in Your wildest dreams