Episode 1 - A (Fake) Warden Is Born!

[mercwithmouth]

[Our scene opens on a masked man. This masked man is currently grumpy because his guns, swords, and many explosive items have all been removed from his person. This makes blowing stuff up a hell of a lot harder

Comments

[inhistorybooks]

Cheap ripoff?

[mercwithmouth]

In this economy? I'm at least an expensive ripoff.

[inhistorybooks]

I guess your comics weren't that bad. I'm kinda more of a DC fan though.

[This is, oddly enough, far from the strangest thing he's ever seen. So lol hey fictional character.]

[mercwithmouth]

Damn. We could really use the sales. Sometimes I think I'll get cancelled and my series will be replaced by like, eight gazillion crappy ongoings.

[Self-aware fictional character! Whoo!]

[inhistorybooks]

You can look forward to reboots?

[The future, Trip is from it.]

[mercwithmouth]

Can I? Are they good? On a scale of Alpha Flight to Wolverine, how many titles do I get? And is there a movie?

[inhistorybooks]

I think there was a movie. Can't say for sure how many titles though, kinda gets hard to keep track of all that stuff.

[mercwithmouth]

Don't I know it.

So who are you?

[inhistorybooks]

Commander Charles Tucker the Third. Most people just call me Trip.

[mercwithmouth]

Neeeeeeeeerd.

[inhistorybooks]

I guess you could say that. But it's not like I live in my parent's basement, so.

[mercwithmouth]

You're named after a dude from Star Trek.

[inhistorybooks]

Star Trek?

[mercwithmouth]

Hey, I didn't watch it, what kind of nerd do you think I am?

[inhistorybooks]

I've just never heard of it before, and I sure don't think I'm named after anyone from a show or somethin'. Is it a movie?

[mercwithmouth]

No, it's named after the fact that you guys trek through the stars.

Uhhhh have you heard of Captain... James... Kirk...?