Fic: Learning Experience
Where the hell do these bunnies keep coming from? *sigh* This is just popped up when I thought, "You know, considering how long Cloud's been around, he's got to have an extensive vocabulary when it comes to swear words..."
(Um, maybe there should be a humor tag?)
Several loud crashes and the sound of Cloud swearing at the top of his lungs drew Sephiroth's attention as he entered his home. He blinked, thought for a moment, then decided that he probably *should* go and see what was wrong, even if it did mean putting his life in danger. People tend to tread lightly around Cloud when he was pissed, and Cloud sounded like someone had pissed him off *royally*. He headed towards the racket and found a bemused Zack standing well out of the line of fire as furniture was torn into pieces. "...Do I want to know?"
"Oh, just an old acquaintance of Spike's."
"...What did they do to Cloud?"
"Alphabetically or categorically?"
Sephiroth sighed then raised an eyebrow as Cloud switched languages again. "That's one I've never heard before."
"I know," Zack grinned. "Why do you think I'm standing here? I wanted to see how many different swear words and curses Spike knows." He paused. "I seriously doubt that last one is physically possible, but hell, it'd be fun to see Spike put him into that position."
Sephiroth stared at Zack for a moment then covered his eyes with a hand. "Gods, I hate being the only sane one around here..."
(Um, maybe there should be a humor tag?)
Several loud crashes and the sound of Cloud swearing at the top of his lungs drew Sephiroth's attention as he entered his home. He blinked, thought for a moment, then decided that he probably *should* go and see what was wrong, even if it did mean putting his life in danger. People tend to tread lightly around Cloud when he was pissed, and Cloud sounded like someone had pissed him off *royally*. He headed towards the racket and found a bemused Zack standing well out of the line of fire as furniture was torn into pieces. "...Do I want to know?"
"Oh, just an old acquaintance of Spike's."
"...What did they do to Cloud?"
"Alphabetically or categorically?"
Sephiroth sighed then raised an eyebrow as Cloud switched languages again. "That's one I've never heard before."
"I know," Zack grinned. "Why do you think I'm standing here? I wanted to see how many different swear words and curses Spike knows." He paused. "I seriously doubt that last one is physically possible, but hell, it'd be fun to see Spike put him into that position."
Sephiroth stared at Zack for a moment then covered his eyes with a hand. "Gods, I hate being the only sane one around here..."