Eclipse in 15 Minutes by Cleolinda Jones
Werewolf Central
LEAH: GTFO VAMPIRE GIRL
BELLA: Oh, are you a muffin-baking Wolf Girl like Emily now?
LEAH: No, I'm a GIRLWOLF, which means that I have to share Jacob's werethoughts and listen to him meeble about YOU all the time.
QUIL: lol yeah. BELLA AND JAAAA~COB, WOLFING IN A TREEEEEE--
JACOB: QUIL, GO IMPRINT ON A TODDLER OR SOMETHING
BELLA: What's imprinting?
JACOB: It's a deep, spiritual bond where someone who may or may not yet be toilet-trained becomes your center of gravity. She becomes your whole world. You would do anything for her, you would be anything for her. Anything. All night long.
BELLA: So... uh. Ew. Yeah. Have you... ew.
JACOB: No, I won't imprint on anyone for at least another 500 pages. But I FEEL like I have! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
BELLA: SO I'M GOING HOME NOW.
Read the whole thing here:
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/22620.html
It's amazing.
LEAH: GTFO VAMPIRE GIRL
BELLA: Oh, are you a muffin-baking Wolf Girl like Emily now?
LEAH: No, I'm a GIRLWOLF, which means that I have to share Jacob's werethoughts and listen to him meeble about YOU all the time.
QUIL: lol yeah. BELLA AND JAAAA~COB, WOLFING IN A TREEEEEE--
JACOB: QUIL, GO IMPRINT ON A TODDLER OR SOMETHING
BELLA: What's imprinting?
JACOB: It's a deep, spiritual bond where someone who may or may not yet be toilet-trained becomes your center of gravity. She becomes your whole world. You would do anything for her, you would be anything for her. Anything. All night long.
BELLA: So... uh. Ew. Yeah. Have you... ew.
JACOB: No, I won't imprint on anyone for at least another 500 pages. But I FEEL like I have! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
BELLA: SO I'M GOING HOME NOW.
Read the whole thing here:
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/22620.html
It's amazing.