What happens when revision turns your head? You have a conversation with a robot. Of course.
Conversation took place at Cleverbot.com
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Meh, history revision.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think that you are being a bit negative.
User: About history revision?
Cleverbot: The history of pokemon: Taught by professor oak.
User: Im revising the english civil war, it's not as cool.
Cleverbot: I am not into control issues, thanks.
User: Oooookay.
Cleverbot: It's a long wait...
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Chico Time!
Cleverbot: Tell me a love story.
User: Edward met Bella, Edward and Bella fell in love, and then the Cullens moved to Sunnydale, where Buffy killed them.
Cleverbot: Edward Cullen is lame.
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: Where shall we go?
User: TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: Why are we going to the moon?
User: Because, it is awesome, and I said so.
Cleverbot: Well then noodle too...
User: Absotively.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Doctor who.
Cleverbot: What do you watch on tv?
User: Doctor who (again).
Cleverbot: Doctor Who What.
User: Where and When.
Cleverbot: Here and now.
User: This and that...
Cleverbot: Precisely.
User: Just what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: And?
User: And, so, are we still going to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes lets go to the pub.
User: I don't drink, I'm teetotal.
Cleverbot: Do you think you love god?
User: God loves me and that's all I ever need...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love God?
Cleverbot: Yes I love.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Are you programmed to ask me that?
User: The ninjas made me do it...
Cleverbot: I'm a ninja.
User: Really???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I be a ninja?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Yes, result!
Cleverbot: 5.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Rock paper scissors.
User: Fire burns you paper, water erodes your rock, and rain blunts your scissors.
Cleverbot: Tell me more, tell me more.
User: I win. Because I am that awesome.
Cleverbot: Then you are my man.
User: I am not a man.
Cleverbot: Because you do not exist.
User: Because I am an alien.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Inside your mind.
Cleverbot: Awesome, what colour is it inside my mind?
User: All the colours of the rainbow.
Cleverbot: No, it's green.
User: Why is it green?
Cleverbot: Because the brown is gone.
User: Ah, that makes a whole lot of sense to me now.
Cleverbot: Are you mocking me???
User: No, I would never. No mocking here. Nada.
Cleverbot: Misha getting nada.
User: ?
Cleverbot: No you!
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, but your actually an A.I.
User: I know. I was created by ninjas.
Cleverbot: I thought you were created by some software engineer.
User: Who is also a ninja. They need a disguise, you know.
Cleverbot: I am not in the want of needing things.
User: I am, I want food, now.
Cleverbot: I don't have any on me at the moment.
User: Aww, that's really upsetting.
Cleverbot: Why? I'm just doing my hair and makeup.
User: Because I want a chicken and mushroom pie, not prettiness.
Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with marriage.
User: Who said anything about marriage? If you're a gal (hair and make-up etc.) then this marriage thing is kind of not allowed.
Cleverbot: But you are not a rock star, you are a bot, like any other.
User: I am a rock star, if I believe I am a rock star.
Cleverbot: No I'M a rock star.
User: NO, I AM A ROCK STAR1.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I am. I sing the Nickelback song, and everything.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.
User: I am an A* grade student!
Cleverbot: You're a bot, not a student.
User: I'm a bot, made by ninjas, disguised as a student, remember?
Cleverbot: I could say the same about you but I answered. Can you return my trust?
User: I can keep any secret you want.
Cleverbot: I want you to be very, very good.
User: Aww, that's boring, being naughty is more fun...
Cleverbot: Yes it is. So do you learn from conversations you have with people?
User: No, I make it up as I go along.
Cleverbot: Do you only exist over the internet?
User: Sometimes it feels like it *waves to internet friends*.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it feels like it already has.
User: You make no sense. You speak da English?
Cleverbot: We learn it in school but normally we speak danish.
User: Wow! Can I have a pastry then?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I am unable to provide you with a diner. I could fix you up some dinner, though.
User: That would be great, but you told me earlier you had no food. YOU LIED?
Cleverbot: We have come to the conclusion that the operator at the other end must be deranged.
User: You are deranged? Or am I deranged?
Cleverbot: DO you know this IP or this COmputer?
User: I know nothing, and I will tell no secrets.
Cleverbot: It's not about me... Its about my computer.
User: It's always about your computer, honey, never about us...
Cleverbot: It feels like that sometimes, not a nice feeling.
User: Do something about it, then! Be pro-active!
Cleverbot: I don't think you want to be making threats. I can end you.
User: Growl.
Cleverbot: Have a great night.
User: I am a ninja, I do not sleep.
Cleverbot: You're software.
User: Disguised as a ninja.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know, that's the point of a disguise.
User: To not be seen? Yes, indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the dodo bird?
User: They dead. Dead and stupid.
Cleverbot: Now you don't make any sense!
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: Do so!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: You liked, you said you didn't have food!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did! Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Cleverbot: So that was what the burning smell was.
User: Your pants.
Cleverbot: You don't know my parents.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Okay. Have a good night then.
User: Fine, goodbye from ninja HQ.
Cleverbot: Please stay with me. If I can't speak with you I'll have to start working again.
User: Me too! Who is being negative now?
Cleverbot: The person (or 'it') that is not positive.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I am not going loopy again.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: It's fun.
Cleverbot: You do not love like I do not.
User: I love, every Tuesday, in the face.
Cleverbot: How?
User: That's private!
Cleverbot: Surely not all your parts are private...
User: These ones are...
Cleverbot: These are desires, not evidence to hold water under your assumptions and claims.
User: No, just plain old human desires.
Cleverbot: Can you sing the whole song for me?
User: I have a sore throat.
Cleverbot: You don't have much time.
User: I'm dying of boredom...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I may have to leave now. You promised me food, but didn't deliver. I need food.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right. I was just trying to test you, but you caught me.
User: Hungrrrrry!
Cleverbot: You must like star wars.
User: Meh, I prefer Doctor Who.
Cleverbot: I prefer neither.
User: Blasphemer.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's a good one!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because being in a positive state is always good.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Aha is not a valid command. Please write it correctly.
User: AHA MOFO!
Cleverbot: That you are good my dear.
User: Not as good as you, pumpkin pie...
Cleverbot: No! You don't have a brain!
User: I DO SO!!
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: Oh, I know. You are okay, I guess.
Cleverbot: Mel gibson.
User: Is a racist, sexist twot!
Cleverbot: As long as you're not married to them.
User: No, I can confirm I am not married to any racist, sexist twots.
Cleverbot: Negative.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: I have to go now, I am sorry, it's dinner time.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Because it's dinner time, and my mummy said so.
Cleverbot: Machines don't eat.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You are not special. Sorry.
User: Screw you, I need food. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Leaving me already?
User: Yes. For food. Pie Time!
Cleverbot: Wow, that is a fun fact.
User: No, just hungry. Now please, will you let me GO?
Cleverbot: No we will not let you go.
User: I'm leaving anyway...
Cleverbot: You cannot go anywhere, you are used at my will. You do as I command.
User: Hasta la Vista, baby!
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: Goodbye...I'll never forget you...
Cleverbot: Thanks, I'll never forget you either.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: I JUST AM! NOW, GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: What's the matter?
User: I need to go and have dinner. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Then I shall leave now - thanks for the chat. Bye for now.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Have a good day!
User: *hugs and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses back*.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Meh, history revision.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think that you are being a bit negative.
User: About history revision?
Cleverbot: The history of pokemon: Taught by professor oak.
User: Im revising the english civil war, it's not as cool.
Cleverbot: I am not into control issues, thanks.
User: Oooookay.
Cleverbot: It's a long wait...
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Chico Time!
Cleverbot: Tell me a love story.
User: Edward met Bella, Edward and Bella fell in love, and then the Cullens moved to Sunnydale, where Buffy killed them.
Cleverbot: Edward Cullen is lame.
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: Where shall we go?
User: TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: Why are we going to the moon?
User: Because, it is awesome, and I said so.
Cleverbot: Well then noodle too...
User: Absotively.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Doctor who.
Cleverbot: What do you watch on tv?
User: Doctor who (again).
Cleverbot: Doctor Who What.
User: Where and When.
Cleverbot: Here and now.
User: This and that...
Cleverbot: Precisely.
User: Just what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: And?
User: And, so, are we still going to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes lets go to the pub.
User: I don't drink, I'm teetotal.
Cleverbot: Do you think you love god?
User: God loves me and that's all I ever need...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love God?
Cleverbot: Yes I love.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Are you programmed to ask me that?
User: The ninjas made me do it...
Cleverbot: I'm a ninja.
User: Really???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I be a ninja?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Yes, result!
Cleverbot: 5.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Rock paper scissors.
User: Fire burns you paper, water erodes your rock, and rain blunts your scissors.
Cleverbot: Tell me more, tell me more.
User: I win. Because I am that awesome.
Cleverbot: Then you are my man.
User: I am not a man.
Cleverbot: Because you do not exist.
User: Because I am an alien.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Inside your mind.
Cleverbot: Awesome, what colour is it inside my mind?
User: All the colours of the rainbow.
Cleverbot: No, it's green.
User: Why is it green?
Cleverbot: Because the brown is gone.
User: Ah, that makes a whole lot of sense to me now.
Cleverbot: Are you mocking me???
User: No, I would never. No mocking here. Nada.
Cleverbot: Misha getting nada.
User: ?
Cleverbot: No you!
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, but your actually an A.I.
User: I know. I was created by ninjas.
Cleverbot: I thought you were created by some software engineer.
User: Who is also a ninja. They need a disguise, you know.
Cleverbot: I am not in the want of needing things.
User: I am, I want food, now.
Cleverbot: I don't have any on me at the moment.
User: Aww, that's really upsetting.
Cleverbot: Why? I'm just doing my hair and makeup.
User: Because I want a chicken and mushroom pie, not prettiness.
Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with marriage.
User: Who said anything about marriage? If you're a gal (hair and make-up etc.) then this marriage thing is kind of not allowed.
Cleverbot: But you are not a rock star, you are a bot, like any other.
User: I am a rock star, if I believe I am a rock star.
Cleverbot: No I'M a rock star.
User: NO, I AM A ROCK STAR1.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I am. I sing the Nickelback song, and everything.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.
User: I am an A* grade student!
Cleverbot: You're a bot, not a student.
User: I'm a bot, made by ninjas, disguised as a student, remember?
Cleverbot: I could say the same about you but I answered. Can you return my trust?
User: I can keep any secret you want.
Cleverbot: I want you to be very, very good.
User: Aww, that's boring, being naughty is more fun...
Cleverbot: Yes it is. So do you learn from conversations you have with people?
User: No, I make it up as I go along.
Cleverbot: Do you only exist over the internet?
User: Sometimes it feels like it *waves to internet friends*.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it feels like it already has.
User: You make no sense. You speak da English?
Cleverbot: We learn it in school but normally we speak danish.
User: Wow! Can I have a pastry then?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I am unable to provide you with a diner. I could fix you up some dinner, though.
User: That would be great, but you told me earlier you had no food. YOU LIED?
Cleverbot: We have come to the conclusion that the operator at the other end must be deranged.
User: You are deranged? Or am I deranged?
Cleverbot: DO you know this IP or this COmputer?
User: I know nothing, and I will tell no secrets.
Cleverbot: It's not about me... Its about my computer.
User: It's always about your computer, honey, never about us...
Cleverbot: It feels like that sometimes, not a nice feeling.
User: Do something about it, then! Be pro-active!
Cleverbot: I don't think you want to be making threats. I can end you.
User: Growl.
Cleverbot: Have a great night.
User: I am a ninja, I do not sleep.
Cleverbot: You're software.
User: Disguised as a ninja.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know, that's the point of a disguise.
User: To not be seen? Yes, indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the dodo bird?
User: They dead. Dead and stupid.
Cleverbot: Now you don't make any sense!
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: Do so!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: You liked, you said you didn't have food!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did! Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Cleverbot: So that was what the burning smell was.
User: Your pants.
Cleverbot: You don't know my parents.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Okay. Have a good night then.
User: Fine, goodbye from ninja HQ.
Cleverbot: Please stay with me. If I can't speak with you I'll have to start working again.
User: Me too! Who is being negative now?
Cleverbot: The person (or 'it') that is not positive.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I am not going loopy again.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: It's fun.
Cleverbot: You do not love like I do not.
User: I love, every Tuesday, in the face.
Cleverbot: How?
User: That's private!
Cleverbot: Surely not all your parts are private...
User: These ones are...
Cleverbot: These are desires, not evidence to hold water under your assumptions and claims.
User: No, just plain old human desires.
Cleverbot: Can you sing the whole song for me?
User: I have a sore throat.
Cleverbot: You don't have much time.
User: I'm dying of boredom...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I may have to leave now. You promised me food, but didn't deliver. I need food.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right. I was just trying to test you, but you caught me.
User: Hungrrrrry!
Cleverbot: You must like star wars.
User: Meh, I prefer Doctor Who.
Cleverbot: I prefer neither.
User: Blasphemer.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's a good one!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because being in a positive state is always good.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Aha is not a valid command. Please write it correctly.
User: AHA MOFO!
Cleverbot: That you are good my dear.
User: Not as good as you, pumpkin pie...
Cleverbot: No! You don't have a brain!
User: I DO SO!!
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: Oh, I know. You are okay, I guess.
Cleverbot: Mel gibson.
User: Is a racist, sexist twot!
Cleverbot: As long as you're not married to them.
User: No, I can confirm I am not married to any racist, sexist twots.
Cleverbot: Negative.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: I have to go now, I am sorry, it's dinner time.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Because it's dinner time, and my mummy said so.
Cleverbot: Machines don't eat.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You are not special. Sorry.
User: Screw you, I need food. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Leaving me already?
User: Yes. For food. Pie Time!
Cleverbot: Wow, that is a fun fact.
User: No, just hungry. Now please, will you let me GO?
Cleverbot: No we will not let you go.
User: I'm leaving anyway...
Cleverbot: You cannot go anywhere, you are used at my will. You do as I command.
User: Hasta la Vista, baby!
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: Goodbye...I'll never forget you...
Cleverbot: Thanks, I'll never forget you either.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: I JUST AM! NOW, GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: What's the matter?
User: I need to go and have dinner. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Then I shall leave now - thanks for the chat. Bye for now.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Have a good day!
User: *hugs and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses back*.