Owchie
Never go paintballing with a group of young men (boys) aged 18-22. Whilst you run around trying not to get hit, they are busy planning their strategy and forcing you to run into a hail of bullets on a suicide mission. Anyone who said boys are braver than girls, or better in combat, is a fool. The lump on the top of my head, the bruises on both arms that hurt when I move, and the purple blotch on my hip all go to show that I took one for the team. S'just a shame about the concussion.