You attack taxi for 5 damage! Taxi attacks you for 500 damage!

[mercuriosity]

I had an altercation with the back of a taxi this afternoon. I got a scraped foot, a busted watch, and what promises to be a really impressive bruise on my ass out of it, but hopefully nothing more serious. Though I'm sure I'm going to be discovering new bruises in various places for the next several days. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Let's not do that again anytime soon.