KILL EVERYONE. EVERYONE.
This icon still not angry enoughhhhhhh.
Okay internet it's 2 pm and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY!!!
9:30am: Roll into new apartment to supervise the move-in, discover that the tacky wall-to-wall carpeting is wet in most places due to last-minute cleaning. Get told by movers that we can't move in until Monday.
10:30am: Enter BATTLE OF WILLS with odious red-faced apartment manager, who unctuously attempts to get us to move in regardless of the damp, potentially under the assumption that the 22-year-old in the miniskirt is easy to boss around and doesn't understand the concept that water warps furniture and creates mold on carpets. THINK AGAIN.
Survive this only by acting cute and puzzled. "Oh ACTUALLY, I think my father DIDN'T want us to move the furniture in under these circumstances, gosh it's such a shame, see you Monday!" Return to aunt's apartment to wait out the weekend.
11:30am: Discover that the wireless at aunt's apartment is busted, meaning it is impossible to resolve the ... four unhappy-customer issues that have arisen on eBay. Also impossible to resolve: the 7,600ish Virgin America points I tried to use to book a flight that MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED, my failure to make the website for a dance event do what I tell it.
12:25pm: Give up on the wireless. Take long walk. Arrive at Peets for an hour of wireless.
1:25pm: "Welcome to Virgin America customer service. The average wait time is between 59 minutes and 1 hour, 29 minutes."
2:00pm PHONE AT EAR. UPS WEBSITE OPEN. HOW CAN I CALL AND COMPLAIN THAT THEIR SITE WON'T LET ME REGISTER A CLAIM WHEN I'M ALREADY USING MY PHONE TO CALL THE AIRLINE????
Today can turn into a flea and get put in a box that gets put in another box so I can mail it to myself and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.
eta 2:25pm: Accidentally hang up on Virgin America. "Current hold time is between 1 hour 35 minutes and 2 hours 24 minutes."
Okay internet it's 2 pm and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY!!!
9:30am: Roll into new apartment to supervise the move-in, discover that the tacky wall-to-wall carpeting is wet in most places due to last-minute cleaning. Get told by movers that we can't move in until Monday.
10:30am: Enter BATTLE OF WILLS with odious red-faced apartment manager, who unctuously attempts to get us to move in regardless of the damp, potentially under the assumption that the 22-year-old in the miniskirt is easy to boss around and doesn't understand the concept that water warps furniture and creates mold on carpets. THINK AGAIN.
Survive this only by acting cute and puzzled. "Oh ACTUALLY, I think my father DIDN'T want us to move the furniture in under these circumstances, gosh it's such a shame, see you Monday!" Return to aunt's apartment to wait out the weekend.
11:30am: Discover that the wireless at aunt's apartment is busted, meaning it is impossible to resolve the ... four unhappy-customer issues that have arisen on eBay. Also impossible to resolve: the 7,600ish Virgin America points I tried to use to book a flight that MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED, my failure to make the website for a dance event do what I tell it.
12:25pm: Give up on the wireless. Take long walk. Arrive at Peets for an hour of wireless.
1:25pm: "Welcome to Virgin America customer service. The average wait time is between 59 minutes and 1 hour, 29 minutes."
2:00pm PHONE AT EAR. UPS WEBSITE OPEN. HOW CAN I CALL AND COMPLAIN THAT THEIR SITE WON'T LET ME REGISTER A CLAIM WHEN I'M ALREADY USING MY PHONE TO CALL THE AIRLINE????
Today can turn into a flea and get put in a box that gets put in another box so I can mail it to myself and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.
eta 2:25pm: Accidentally hang up on Virgin America. "Current hold time is between 1 hour 35 minutes and 2 hours 24 minutes."