We are so gross

[mercurianangel]

I know I just updated, but this is a story to rival my pad fight with Mom...

Ok...so I go downstairs for a new packet of pads...and Mom is watching something on TV.
I open the bag, and...I dunno why, but
Me: Hey Ma you want some? ::holds them out like a bag of chips::
Mama: (without even looking) nah thanks
Me: oh come on, they're really good
Mama: (still not looking) I'm watching!
Me: ::fake rustling of bag:: MMmmMmmm
Mama: fine (still not looking) ::reaches in and grabs one::
Me: ::cough-grin::
Mama: ::blink blink::
...
::throws pad in my face::

the end
and they lived happily ever after