today's stupid conversation

Mar 21, 2003 12:01

Man (walks in to office. Sees receptionist.): Hello I'm here for the appointment at noon.

Receptionist: Did you register your car with security?

Man: No. I'm parked in visitor parking.

Receptionist: I'll need your tag number to register your car with security anyway. It's building policy.

Man: I don't know what my tag number is. Tell them it's a blue Ford.

Receptionist: Unless they list your tag number they may ticket or tow your car. They don't accept make and model.

Man (getting annoyed): Well why didn't anyone mention this to me earlier?

Receptionist: Because there's a sign over every parking slot in visitor parking that explains that visitors need to register their cars with security.

NOW HERE'S the BEST PART

Man: Oh. I saw the part that said "Visitor Parking", but I didn't think I had to read all that other stuff underneath it.

So i suppose the question of the day is

If words on a sign were not placed there to be read, what is their purpose?

I hate stupid people.

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