001 [voice post] First day without smokes
Mnnn... Fuck. Bunch of holy wankers. Heaven my fucking fabulous ass. Nnngghh... it hurts.
[Rustle of clothes can be heard, then a sharp gasp, more rustle until a loud thud when he comes down from his bed to the floor. He growls, struggling up.]
Fuck, fuck!
...wait. WAIT! I’M NOT DEAD?
This ain’t right. I oughta be grilled meat, roasted on THE FUCKING BIGGEST BONFIRE THERE IS.
W-WHAT THE HELL?!
...and these ridiculous things are NOT my wings.
A-ah… don’t tell me...
...is this Hell?
[Rustle of clothes can be heard, then a sharp gasp, more rustle until a loud thud when he comes down from his bed to the floor. He growls, struggling up.]
Fuck, fuck!
...wait. WAIT! I’M NOT DEAD?
This ain’t right. I oughta be grilled meat, roasted on THE FUCKING BIGGEST BONFIRE THERE IS.
W-WHAT THE HELL?!
...and these ridiculous things are NOT my wings.
A-ah… don’t tell me...
...is this Hell?