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[mercurial314]

[There's a small groan and a frustrated snort.]

I get it. There's again some shitty experiment going on. I don't care. I'm so fucking horny. And I'm a plant, guys, made of green stuff. How can I have a boner for anything else than photosynthesis? Well, I do, so bite me. It's been more than five months, I think I've been patient

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[turnthebend]

A plant, huh? I haven't seen you sprout leaves.

Have some of those cigarettes, but I've been settling for the herbal kind.

[mercurial314]

You'd really wanna see something like that? Trust you to pick up the part I actually regret saying.

Herbal cigarettes? Who the hell smokes those. I've been getting mine from that Watari guy, but I haven't seen him around lately.

[turnthebend]

Not really. I'm not that obsessed with botany. It comes from working together.

Better than nothing and going into the depths of withdrawal. Watari. Maybe you've become too demanding a customer.

[mercurial314]

Obviously not. Except for those herbal cigs, I'd say. Is that what you call it?

I guess you're right. But I'd rather have my nicotine. Watari, he's crazy. And maybe. I wouldn't be so surprised to be honest.

So, Matty, you friends with that obnoxious blond?

[turnthebend]

Could be easier asking you to grow the supplies. You call it something else?

Nothing beats that, but you probably don't have people trying to get you to stop.

If we're talking about acquaintances, then more than one. How did you recover so quickly from that hole in your side?

[mercurial314]

You'd cut off my fingers just to smoke a cig. You're pretty cruel, Matty.

Uhmmm? You have? And no, I really don't. I'm already dead, so why bother?

Two can obviously play this game. I'm ... shit... I can transform my body. That's why. Mellow, you know that guy, right?

[turnthebend]

Who said anything about growing them that way? There's a thing called manual labor.

That makes two of us, but they still nag about it.

Transform how? I know a Mello and a Misa. Then there's you, too. Acquaintences.

[mercurial314]

So whadya need me for? I'm not some treekin. I can't keep cactus alive.

So who cares about them?

Well, do I look like a plant to you? I'll show you one day, it's pretty neat. Aha. So they're not like people from home or something? Like that insane archangel is from the place I come from.

[turnthebend]

You were talking; I responded.

They care.

If plants are blond and have an attitude, yeah. You're lacking some green. That would be something interesting to do when there are no video games around. Plants aren't known to transform though. They are; you're not. You're friends with an angel?

[mercurial314]

You always do that, don't you. Heh.

I don't.

They could be. Sometimes. Right now for example. You liken me to a video game? Dude... have you asked that Watari guy, he seems to be able to do all sorts of weird stuff here. Maybe he can make video games too. Yeah, I know few angels, and demons, and fallen angels... I'm a partially angel myself, laugh all you want, but it's true.

[turnthebend]

Maybe. Depends on what you say.

You also don't knock them out of my hand when I try to light up.

You'll have to show me how you do this plant transforming. Video games don't talk back, so you aren't all that similar to one of them.

Haven't met the guy. He's pretty ambitious from what I've seen over the network. If he can pull out some video games, he'll be my substitute for a gaming store.

A plant and a partial angel? [chuckles]

[mercurial314]

You meant to say if you can think of something to snark about it or get something out of it?

Well, punch them for it.

Okay. [There's a definite smirk in his voice here.] I will. And that's why I'm better than any of those games of yours.

I dunno. I only deal with him about cigarettes, and some other stuff... Shit.

Yeah, pretty weird, huh? I suppose I could say my body is green but spirit somewhat angelic. The hell if I know about that stuff really. I've got three huge wings usually. Some people here can see them still...

[turnthebend]

Any conversation is better than most things around here.

That would go well...

When? They can be more exciting.

From what you said, the other stuff can't be that. Mutually beneficial?

As someone with an angelic spirit, you don't act very angelic.

[mercurial314]

I guess you're right about that.

What would happen?

Some day. Not today.

Heh. Smartass much, Matty? It's hard to tell with that guy. But I'd say pretty much.

Neither do most of angels. Michael's like a fight-eager brat, Raphael's a cynical womanizer, Rociel and Sevotharte are both lusty for power, and prone to cruelty and ruthless methods.