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mercurial314

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Sep 23, 2008 13:20

[There's a small groan and a frustrated snort.]

I get it. There's again some shitty experiment going on. I don't care. I'm so fucking horny. And I'm a plant, guys, made of green stuff. How can I have a boner for anything else than photosynthesis? Well, I do, so bite me. It's been more than five months, I think I've been patient ( Read more... )

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[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 15:18:51 UTC

Horny?

(OOC: The kid knows NOTHING about sex. XD)

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 16:58:24 UTC

Yeah. Ya know... hungry for some horizontal tango kind of horny, hot for some butt pirating.

[ooc: XD; I so apologize for his language. lol]

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 16:59:40 UTC

U-um... I don't know what that means... what's the 'horizontal tango'?

(OOC: Oh god this is going to be so hilarious. XD)

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 17:04:30 UTC

Not you too, huh?

Um, well... it's called sex. Inserting a penis into a vagina or in my case somewhere else.

...shit.

Ya know, kid... the unf unf stuff?

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 17:12:59 UTC

N-no, I don't know...

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 17:36:16 UTC

Aa-ah.... so you don't know what sex is?

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 17:39:11 UTC

Um... n-no?

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 19:31:46 UTC

Oh shit... it's...

How old are you, boy?

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 19:39:32 UTC

I'm sixteen.

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 20:53:55 UTC

...and you don't know what sex is? Are you serious?

About time someone explained it to you, then.

So, you've got this thing called penis. Ever touched it? It feels nice, right? So, it feels even nicer when you put it inside another person.

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 20:55:38 UTC

I'm sorry...

You put it inside someone? But... where?

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 21:16:08 UTC

... girls got this place called vagina between their legs. It's pretty much like your dick, except it's shaped to fit your dick in it. That's how babies are made. And it feels pretty good.

Kid, I refuse to give the sex talk to someone whose name I don't even know. So spill.

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 21:21:28 UTC

I'm sorry... I'm Emil.

So you put it in a girl and it feels good?

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 21:47:32 UTC

Katou.

You... put it in a girl (or a boy) and then you fuck. In, out, in, out. Ya know...

[Voice] ratatosk_knight September 23 2008, 21:53:30 UTC

Oh, I see... but if only girls have vaginas, then where do you put it in a boy?

[Voice] mercurial314 September 23 2008, 21:56:42 UTC

What is there? Think about it.

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