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I just had a dream that I was in Iraq at some kid of public
address. Iraq government officials were in big white fancy
suits. The kind that the pope wears. Hundreds of iraqis
were there watching. The pope officials were speaking from inside
of this heavy chain fence. The began saying things that really
upset the iraqis. I was sitting behind the officials in the fence
on a couch watching tv with Melanie. I told her that shit was
about to get ugly. I asked her if she was hungry and she said
that she was. Just then the iraqis started throwing things.
No explosives or anything mainly bottles cans and tennis shoes. I
went to look what was in the fridge that just happened to be out there
right in the open beside the leather couch and the tv behind the
fence that the iraqi officials were speaking in. I couldn't find
anything but a 30 pound frozen turkey. I asked Melanie if she
wanted to share some with me and she said that she would if I made
it. The directions for cooking the entire turkey told me that it
would take hours of preparation. So I decided to just cut off a
couple pounds worth and try that. Then I sat back down and we
watched something on TV about how Maculay Culkin and his brothers have
been getting plastic surgery for years. I remember asking the
rhetorical question "How much more plaster does that kid need on his
face?" out loud. I woke up hungry.