[Somewhere, perhaps near you, there is a very large sign. Perhaps a better word to describe it would be "billboard." It's pretty simple. It's white, with simple red printing:
COMPELLING EVIDENCE PROVES
THAT ONE GENIS SAGE HAILS FROM
THE REALM OF DORK
... the rest of the billboard is a large reprint of
this photograph.
Standing by the billboard is a smug, amused redhead. She looks very pleased with herself.]
Revenge is sweet~.