The Name Game

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I thought this was interesting. Itz Guy's Names and how they Rank.

Guaranteed Booty

Steven (Stephen is gay)
Mike (Michael: gay squared)

Guaranteed Devil Sex: because there's a H.A.F. (High *ss Factor)

John
Rick
Rich
Gary
Vic
Tony
Russ
Mick
Nick

Basic Rules:

If you use your full name: David, Daniel, Richard, Robert ...you're gay. If you use an initial: JR, PJ, BJ ...you're too cool to date. If you have a y, ey or ie at the end of your name, you're too young to fuck. Josh, Justin, Dustin, Luke, Jason ...to young to do anything with.

Guaranteed Cute Guys ...
Bryan
Jon
Dave
Dan
Peter
Jeff
Greg
Eric
Jon
Sean (though you're probably gay, you'll still get lots)
Jack
Sam
Ben
Mark
Scott
Paul
Chris

Guys we'll sleep with because the above are all going out with the cute girls

Bill
Bob
Tom
Alan
Ed
Ron
Don

Guaranteed Gay Guys ...

Sean
Adam
Ian
Julian
Tomas
Griffin
Bruce
Bart
Brad
Terry
Jay
Kyle
Kerry
Marc
Ken
Leslie
Barry
Joel/Noel
Dana
Charles
Matt
Todd
Garth

Guys we don't care about because we don't see you... you're vapor.

Craig
Andy
Kevin

Guys who just won't get any ...ever ...because in the throes of passion, no one wants to utter these names in breathy, breathy passion ...

Harv
Arnie
Ernie
George
Carl/Karl
Mel
Hank
Jerry
Herb
Ray
Dean
Marty
Charlie
Gene
Frank
Les
Chuck
Al
Harry
Stan
Lou
Vance
Lance
Dick
Neil

Make your own or use mines, either way it's amazing how seriously people take this. Quite entertaining actually. =)