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[merc_w_a_mouth]

So i'm finaly out of that god-forsaken hospital. No offence to the staff there, I just have 'issues' with medical facilities.

[Private to Hospital staff]

heh... so... um... sorry about nearly stabbing you guys with a scalpel... its just...ummm... I had a very... traumatic experience last time I was in a hospital for a while.

[/Private]Oh, and

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[yukari_rules]

Really? How wonderful! Just put it on the platform in front of the castle. You may want to stand clear of it after that....

[merc_w_a_mouth]

oh no, its just a letter

or two or three

[yukari_rules]

Aww, how sweet!

Put it on the platform. *preps the detonator*

[merc_w_a_mouth]

How about I read it as it was given to me to pass along.

*Ahem*

"Dear Mrs. Yukari Tanizaki,

It has come to our attention that you were in part, responsible for damages caused to the Three Broomsticks Pub. In addition to the damages, we feel it is nessicary for you to pay, if full, your running tab at the bar.

Here is 1/2 of the repair bill, and your tab. Please pay them as soon as possible.

Also, as a result of your actions, you are prohibited from entering the Three Broomsticks ever again."

well, not the best peice of literature, but it sure pulled at my hearstrings.

Oh, and here are some bills from other bars. I believe they all are for your tabs.

[yukari_rules]

..........

I hate you.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Oh, and thats not all...

I used some of my contacts to get a letter to your bank manager...

He is currently reciving copies of these bills.

Oh, and I have just started on the UK bar tabs. They are many more bills to come.

I may not be able to kill you, but I sure as hell can make your life miserable.

[yukari_rules]

Ha! Shows what you know! I don't have a bank account; Gringot's rejected my application!

[yukari_rules]

[[Dude, don't go getting my character arrested. O.O]]

[merc_w_a_mouth]

((DeadPool is mostly bluffing. Most of his 'contacts' hate him. Most likely he will be audited instead.))

[yukari_rules]

[[Ah, good. XD]]

[merc_w_a_mouth]

((If you obseve his history with Yukari, he fails... sadly all the time XD))

[merc_w_a_mouth]

gee, whats the wizarding equivalent of the IRS?

cause thats I sent the triplicts...

[yukari_rules]

...You contacted the HMRC?

Heh. They've got nothing on me. Taxes are the one thing you can't get out of paying!

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Then what---these letters are---are they adressed to me?

oh spit...

[yukari_rules]

XDDD Who are you in trouble with now? The Ministry or HMRC? Don't tell me you had a go in the Muggle world!