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[merc_w_a_mouth]

... this sucks, I hate Hospitals. That bitch Yukari freaking stabbed me in the eye, almost getting my in my valueable brain muscle. I was leaking quite profusely in the Three Brromsticks, and I may have to pay for damages caused during my brawl.

What about damage caused to me? What about my pain?

I shall have revenge. Yes, sweet sweet revenge.

Comments

[iheart_history]

She did what to you?

[merc_w_a_mouth]

It involved lots of booze, which led to a drunken fight, which somehow lead to her stabbing me in the eye with her wand, after getting me in the neck with her shoe.

Pretty funny huh? Funny like a gaping chest wound. which I also have after the chair leg was removed from my torso.

[yukari_rules]

Oh, you jokester! And I stabbed you in the eye first.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Forgive me, all I can remeber is YOU, STABBING ME, THREE TIMES.

[yukari_rules]

Hehe, you're such a kidder!

[yukari_rules]

Hahaha!!! He's just kidding! I did nothing of the thing! And he called me a 'bitch' first!

[merc_w_a_mouth]

riiiiight. I just spontaniously sprouted stab wounds right?

[yukari_rules]

Who knows why you do the stupid things you do?

[merc_w_a_mouth]

i'll stupid a knife in your gut!

[yukari_rules]

Yeah, you probably would do it stupidly.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO REGROW AN EYE?

[yukari_rules]

Whine, whine, whine.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

i shall doom you for this!

[yukari_rules]

Are you still talking?

[merc_w_a_mouth]

are you still here?

Private to Daniel

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Be warry of her. She is very violent!