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[merc_w_a_mouth]

((DeadPool stumbled into the Hospital wing this moring, soaked in blood, with a shoe in his neck, glass shards imbedded in his face, a wand in the eye, and impaled on a bar stool leg.))

Comments

[doctor_daddy]

My GOD! You crazy bastard, what were you doing?!

*Shuts up and gets to work.*

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Well, I remember copious ammounts of booze may have been involved. And then a arguement over a contest, that got rather violent.

But could you please hurry, and get this freaking wand out of my godamn eye?!

[doctor_daddy]

You really should understand your limits, kid. *Pulls out the wand from DeadPool's eye* *Puts a wad of gauze over the same eye* Hold this, I can fix your eye quickly, it's the chair leg in your chest that has me worried.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Well, it doesn't feel like its stuck in any major organs, besides my lung. Its just really uncomfortable. The wand was starting to itch though.

[doctor_daddy]

@_@

*gets back to work*

[merc_w_a_mouth]

I wonder how much glass is in my face? Its hard to tell with all the blood.

Hmmmmmm...... I seem to be leaking, perhaps you should call a plumber.

And now blood loss sets in

weeee! all the colors....

my body....is....trying....to die.....