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[merc_w_a_mouth]

damn... this whole male pregnancy thing going on hurts my mind.

and we have a frakin' baby in the school now. I have heard rumors of soap opera intensity

This whole sorta thing makes me regret abandoning the merc buisness. I may have been shot at more, but it was so much simpler... ah damnit all these wierd things going on make my issues seem almost

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[idinmadness]

I'm not a fucking male right now, so it should not hurt so badly you sod.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

but the whole thing, switching gender, and then not, and then with the making of babies, and, and, and, and...

[idinmadness]

You really should not think Deadpool, it does not suit you well. Perhaps you should keep your nose out of other peoples business and leave the ideas of children to those who really need to think about them.

Gods forbid you ever reproduce.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

HOW DID THIS ALL HAPPEN!

how do you know I haven't?

[idinmadness]

How could you be so fucking dense?! ITS CALLED SEX YOU TWIT! Babies come from sex! Do we need to enroll you into some sort of program?! How much do you need to know?!

Poor woman whomever was forced to have your baby.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

BUT WHO DID THIS! I want to know who is responsible for hurting my thinking muscle.

I think you should feel sorry for her before she had the baby >3

[idinmadness]

...You are lost. You are completely lost. Why the fuck are you even here?! WHO HIRED YOU! My God!

Its called a brain first off numb-nuts, and its the whole idea of pregnancy that is hurting it! Which is really not that hard of a concept to grasp!

I think that you should be refrained from ever trying to sound suave again...ever.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

who hired me... I think he had a long beard... and a sweet hat... SANTA! no thats not right. Dumbledore! thats it.

I'll call it what I please, and I have been through the mandatory sex-ed classes, its the fact that you are were a guy that is throwing me.

DX damn...

[idinmadness]

...You should be just...abandoned. There is no hope obviously. None at all, why do you even bother anymore man? Why?!

Yes Deadpool, its also called magic and mistakes happen in such a field, most commonly here, that turn men into women and women into men, I just happened to have perfect timing you moron.

Damn right.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

don't say stuff like that! I might have abandonment issues!

Well, i'm deffinately a result of a mistake, so I guess I can't really judge. But I will. Now who is repsonsible for hurting my 'brain'? By that I mean who knocked you up? [was that subtle enough?]

I will be more Suave than Bond!

[idinmadness]

Do I look like I would be the kind of person to give a damn?

....You do have problems though...You might want to go see someone about all that, need a tissue Deadpool? Or shall I play the worlds smallest violin for you?

Do you really think you are ready to know that fact? I don't know if I even want to share it with you, you twat. Go play in the lake and please, strap giant-squid feed to you please.

Yeah right...no one can top that man.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

wow... okay, I can tell when I'm unwanted.

you can't stop me from trying!

[idinmadness]

Look. I'm just a little pissed ok? You're not helping!

Hm. GOOD LUCK.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

a little? You could make up for all the hormones in the entire school. And since when am I not helpful, it like my job or something.

luck is only for those who need it *cocky pose*

[idinmadness]

You really are trailing on my bad side, you know that right? I don't think you want to push it anymore.

Ha...well you need it.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

you have a good side?

damn... walked into that one