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morphineseason_ 001. Coform and be dull
002. My mother calls me Betty.
003. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Consequently, I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator.
004. I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
005. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. Don't make crass judgements.
006. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
007. I do common things in uncommon ways. I'm not much different than you.
008. Nothing makes me more pessimistic than the obligation not to be pessimistic.
009. Adelina's boyfriend Alex is unkind to me only because he's uncomfortable around me, seeing as he wants to get me in the sack. Plus he's uncomfortable with his sexuality.
010. I enjoy mocking Adelina's boyfriend (Alex) amongst friends, and amongst Alex.
011. Now I know what Love is.
012. The spork is the most versitile kitchen appliance. Bar none.
013. I perfer SUVs over sports cars even though I'm an environmentalist.Which conveys my unstabilty and condratictory nature. "Practice what you preach." I know this dumbfuck.
014. As a chidler, Goodnight Moon was the bitchin-est book.
015. Bukowski and his minions will burn in hell.
016. I am deathly afraid of rejection.
017. I've always wanted to go 'hollywood ingognito' in public. With the whole 'head scarf and oversized sunglasses' get-up, but never have.
018. I thrive off of contradictory statements. EX: orderly chaos.
019. One day I shall retire to the Bavarian Forest. You'll see..
020. The lilac is my flower of choice.
021. I don't watch much tv these days.
022. I wear glasses. When I remember them. And when I don't forget to remember to remember them.
023. I have changed a lot mentally over the last two years.
024. I don't hate anyone.
025. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
026. I'm not allergic to anything.
027. I have a lot to learn.
028. I would die for my friends.
029. Heavy metal makes me smile.
030. Jaws Theme Swimming by Brand New is my favorite song..but of course, you knew that.
031. I have a secret stash of ...(can you handle it?)...pop music
032. My views on life and how it should be lived are virtually all transcendental.
033. I've always wondered which religion is true. It's ignorant to believe mine, excuding all others is the one true belife.
034. Deep darkness, to an oppressive level.
035. The night is full of mystery.
036. I live in an illusion.
037. A strong cord binds me to the dark side of the world.
038. I have a fascination of destruction on a massive scale-disasters, death, the apocalypse.
039. I often wake in the dead of the night to the sight of a shadow with no shape or form. This has become routine for me.
040. Charles Dunham means more to me than any other living being.
041. Bad Reputation by Joan Jett is my anthem.
042. I live in a tangent universe.
043. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you.
044. I read banned books.
045. When I hear your voice I get faint.
046. I believe that same sex marriage will destroy the fundamental principles of marriage.
047. I'm afraid to move because I know someone's going to take my spot.
048. I'm mutual as a nazi.
049. There will never be another there has never been.
050. I know that some day you will wake up as lonely as I am.
051. Say what you're thinking out loud.
052. Tragedy can make us stronger.
053. I wish I didn't feeling like there was something I missed.
054. I'm alone but I'm not lonely.
055. When the city is finally sleeping all my thoughts begin to stray.
056. My wildest flights of the imagination encompass the Rocky Horror Picture Show starring myself and various aquaintances.
057. I like all of my teachers this year. But coinicidentally, I'm doing abhorrantly academic-wise.
058. I greatly admire Francesca Lia Block's ability to realisticly convey the supernatural.
059. I have always had a strange fascination of Keebler Elves.
060. George from alexisonfire is the sex.
061. Chris Vrenna, formerly of Nine Inch Nails, composer of the American McGee's Alice scores is my hero.
062. Sponge Bob is exceptionally enjoyable to view dubbed in French,
063. I am a Sharpie whore.
064. I adore the grand staircase of Titanic.
065. Candid pictures are the most accurate and fun, therefore taken the most of. Indubidubly.
066. I recite Vincent Price's hardcore one-liners on a whim.
067. Bobster the Lobster is my muse. And if you don't know who that be..you don't deserve access to 'tha el jay,' notify me, and all forms of communication will be terminated.
068. Gorecki by Lamb
069. You know what's real uncool: fiction portrayed as non-fiction. EX: The Da Vinci Code.
070. Another uncool factor: cencorship.
071. Much love for old movie stars: Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Greta Garbo, Bette Davis, Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Frank Sinatra, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Stewart, Fred Astaire, Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart..etc.
072. Hurrah for home-made tatoos and piercings.
073. I'm really into black comedies (film genre).
074. Bands I've seen live: Jet, Greenday, From Here on Out, A Public Hanging, Urgent Message.
075. I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.
076. I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.
077. I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in human beings.
078. If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
079. In this faith I wish to live and die.
080. ...In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...
081. In reality, killing time is only the name for another of the multifarious ways by which time kills us.
082. I have great belief in the fact that whenever there is chaos, it creates wonderful thinking. I consider chaos a gift.
083. I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
084. I often feel, and ever more deeply I realize, that fate and character are the same conception.
085. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
086. "Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. Imagine all the people. Living for today." John Lennon
087. I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry.
088. I am wearin black panties..and you know what that means
089. Masturbating in the church bathroom is the epitome of kinkiness.
090. That old black magic has me in its spell
091. "Let them eat cake." Marie-Antoinette
092. "Absence from whom we love is worse than death." William Cowper ...whatever happened to absence makes the heart grow fonder? I guess we'll never know..
093. "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite." Shakespeare
094. "Once drinking deep of that divinest anguish, How could I seek the empty world again?" Emily Brontë
095. "Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly a girl with kaleidoscope eyes." John Lennon & Paul McCartney
096. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." W. C. Fields
097."Let justice be done though the heavens fall." William Watson
098. If you are sure you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused.
099. I've been institiutionalized.
100. Now I can die happy.