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ROTF @ Hanson's song "Traci Brown". ROTFLMFAO. I just... it's so corny... l... champagne delicious??!
I must have it on a CD. Sometimes you just need a good laugh and "Natalie Portman" gets old after a while.
I will admit, though, it would be fucking sweetah to have Hanson write a song about me (or really anyone for that matter). Sometimes I pretend that Mary is me because I really do <3 Love Song, but it makes me sad that it's really not. Plus, once an Ike girl always an Ike girl... I would never leave the brotha. Plus... well, I'm not gonna get into my hatred and blantenly obvious jealousy of Nikki... I ain't sayin she's a gold-digger-- but she sure ain't messin with no br-broke nigga [if ya know what I meaan].
*clears throat* I mean it would be terrible if "Love Song" turns out to be complete irony *cough* down the road.... *cough*
Tour dates? Where, y'all? I know they're not coming here... but maybe somewhere close...?
/ end nerdy Hanson-ness
Just wanted to share some things I love...
I love having a job
I love bottled water that's been in the fridge for weeks
I love corny songs about strangers
I love the first moment of complete relaxation before I fall asleep
I love the way it feels when I'm getting high but not quite there
I love my friends
I love the show Ghost Hunters b/c Steve makes me feel like melty sauce
I love my silly dog and even my cute but gross hamsters
I love staying up late at night
I think I love road trips most of all
And the way it feels when I make someone laugh until they can't breathe.
[and I love Hanson, damn-it]
I love life again, and I am grateful. I just needed a real job to kick my lazy butt out of that rut.
I can't wait until i can straighten my teeth, go to the doctor, start working out, start having my own weed. I want to GO OUT. I want to be able to buy everyone coffee and feed them and treat my mom like she should be treated by her trying-to-be-ex mooch of a daughter. I want to see mooooooovies and drink tasty drinks without someone else paying lol I can't wait to be able to buy myself food AND the person I'm with. I LOVE HAVING A JOB. Most of all I love having a job I really, really, really like. I haven't felt this good about a job since I started talking to Michael and EJ at Einstein's. My life is going in a good direction. I can do this, I can keep this up, I can finally start to fly.
I must have it on a CD. Sometimes you just need a good laugh and "Natalie Portman" gets old after a while.
I will admit, though, it would be fucking sweetah to have Hanson write a song about me (or really anyone for that matter). Sometimes I pretend that Mary is me because I really do <3 Love Song, but it makes me sad that it's really not. Plus, once an Ike girl always an Ike girl... I would never leave the brotha. Plus... well, I'm not gonna get into my hatred and blantenly obvious jealousy of Nikki... I ain't sayin she's a gold-digger-- but she sure ain't messin with no br-broke nigga [if ya know what I meaan].
*clears throat* I mean it would be terrible if "Love Song" turns out to be complete irony *cough* down the road.... *cough*
Tour dates? Where, y'all? I know they're not coming here... but maybe somewhere close...?
/ end nerdy Hanson-ness
Just wanted to share some things I love...
I love having a job
I love bottled water that's been in the fridge for weeks
I love corny songs about strangers
I love the first moment of complete relaxation before I fall asleep
I love the way it feels when I'm getting high but not quite there
I love my friends
I love the show Ghost Hunters b/c Steve makes me feel like melty sauce
I love my silly dog and even my cute but gross hamsters
I love staying up late at night
I think I love road trips most of all
And the way it feels when I make someone laugh until they can't breathe.
[and I love Hanson, damn-it]
I love life again, and I am grateful. I just needed a real job to kick my lazy butt out of that rut.
I can't wait until i can straighten my teeth, go to the doctor, start working out, start having my own weed. I want to GO OUT. I want to be able to buy everyone coffee and feed them and treat my mom like she should be treated by her trying-to-be-ex mooch of a daughter. I want to see mooooooovies and drink tasty drinks without someone else paying lol I can't wait to be able to buy myself food AND the person I'm with. I LOVE HAVING A JOB. Most of all I love having a job I really, really, really like. I haven't felt this good about a job since I started talking to Michael and EJ at Einstein's. My life is going in a good direction. I can do this, I can keep this up, I can finally start to fly.