even this thing thinks im evil
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, soulcollector42 (-5000 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I helped noorrmmaalaand across the street (6 points). In May amb0 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5051 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
meradumdum
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