Well, lookee here...

[mer_moon]

Once upon a time there was a maiden fair as flax, fair as ever tales have told of fairness, fair as fairy folk feasting on fine honey wine. Her eyes were full of oceanspill, and she, for all her many felicities, neglected to log out of her LJ account whilst allowing a sometmes-mischievous friend the use of her laptop. The result was, as you might imagine, predictable.

And cut short, for lo, she returneth! Meep!