The Slash Meme - Results (#2)
Finally! This is Meowzy, reporting with the second half of the Slash Attack meme results. About time, huh? I know I kinda... tried to get off easy with some of these. However, these requests were the more difficult ones and it was hard to write something that would meet people's expectations. So in the end, most of them... didn't.
Warning, the goggles will do nothing, what has been seen cannot be unseen and Meowzy will not be held responsible for any mental damage you may sustain from reading the one-shots in question.
Din maestsorel;
Alfonso/De Loco (Skies of Arcadia)
There were many things about Ixa’Taka that Alfonso hated. The smell, for one thing. Not to mention mosquitoes the size of huskras. The people who lived in this damp jungle were barbarians who hadn’t even invented shirts yet. For some of the more handsome men, this was an advantage. However, there were plenty of lummoxes who could benefit from covering up their fat. Of all the places Galcian could’ve sent him, it had to be this.
Well, at least there was one particular upside to this hellhole. Not a big upside, but everyone knows good things can come in small packages. Every single moment of free time he had would be spent pestering DeLoco. If he didn’t have free time on his hands, he’d shove the work into someone else’s hands and get free time. This behaviour hadn’t escaped DeLoco’s notice, either. However, Valua’s main technician had decided not to make any mentions of it. As long as Alfonso didn’t disrupt his research, his ‘companionship’ was very much appreciated.
They were just two high-class Valuan admirals stuck in a world of savages, after all. Who better to turn to than each other?
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Kyo kyosukekusaragi;
John/Jacob/Jingleheimer/Schmidt (Luceti)
Deep down, all Malnosso were selfish. Some blatantly obvious so, while others had a hidden agenda. Jacob’s was probably the most hidden of all. John was basically just in it for the kicks. Schmidt was an arrogant woman who enjoyed domineering her subordinates. Jingleheimer? Well, he just wanted to pretend he had people close to him, even though he knew nobody cared shit about him.
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Griff griffins;
Vyse/Lloyd (Skies of Arcadia/Tales of Symphonia)
He knew a smile tugged at his lips as he ran a hand through locks of hair, the same shade of chestnut as his own. He was also quite aware of the warm, fuzzy feeling in his stomach as he caught a glance of those similar brown eyes. In a way, the other boy was so much like him it was almost terrifying. But that, in turn, is what made it so exciting and right. Nobody understood the Captain’s needs better than his own First Mate.
Both had always harboured an adventurous nature and a thirst for discovering exciting new places. While the two of them had a separate history of journeys, this was one adventure they were fully intent on undertaking together. As firm believers of teamwork, both were well-supplied in terms of pleasure as well.
The journey had its ups and downs, of course. Lloyd got excited far too easily and Vyse acted mostly on impulse. However, as all adventures, the end result was more than worth the sacrifices made along the way.
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Luna luna_hoshino;
Kratos/Yuan; Creative use of the belts on Kratos’ Judgment outfit. (Tales of Symphonia)
It was always a kick to see Kratos Aurion in his Cruxis garb. It fit his body perfectly and gave him a real vibe of authority. Some subordinates admired his uniform as he passed. They couldn’t help but be impressed by his sense of style. However, people who knew him better had started to wonder.
Why the belts?
Kratos Aurion was not a man of fashion. Far from it. He paid much more value to practical purposes. While the perfect fit ensured maximum movability during battle and the sense of authority was always a plus, the rest of the outfit didn’t seem so practical at all. Surely, he wouldn’t give a damn about style. In fact, those random belts weren’t quite so stylish at all. An interesting fashion statement, but certainly not the in thing.
There was only one person who had uncovered the mystery of the belts. This was the person who knew Kratos best of all. Yuan’s chafed wrists were undeniable proof that the belts did serve a practical purpose after all.
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Richter/Emil; Superhero!Ammy to the rescue. (Tales of Symphonia DotNW/Okami in Luceti)
In Luceti, heroes came in many shapes and many sizes. The most unusual of its heroes, however, was Amaterasu. Though only a wolf, she was one of the bravest and selfless souls in the village. One of the benefits of her animal nature was, of course, her innate hearing. She could hear a tree fall from miles away. She knew when two people were bickering on the other side of the village. And, in this case, she was alarmed as soon as someone cried out nearby.
It was a voice she easily recognized. That nice blonde boy with the girly voice and the pretty green eyes. Wimpy. And he sounded like he was in pain.
Not wasting a moment, she sped towards house #20, which appeared to be the scene of the crime. Just as she arrived outside one of the bedroom windows, another cry sounded.
“Ahhh! Richter!”
From this, Ammy could reach only one deduction. That Richter person was hurting Wimpy! No, from the sound of those high-pitched squeaks, perhaps even killing him! There wasn’t a second to lose! There was a growl of determination, after which she promptly crashed her way through the window and into the bedroom.
She didn’t bother to stop and think why the two were naked, or why the room smelled so heavily of sweat. Richter, who looked up at the white wolf in a state of shock, was promptly knocked off the bed and to the ground. He only narrowly avoided hitting his head on the nightstand, but it was a nasty crash all the same. Ammy was just about to finish the job when Emil called out desperately.
“N-no! Snowball! Down!”
Amaterasu turned to glance at him, tilting her head in a confused manner. Humans were strange, sometimes.
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Setsuna setsunacutey;
Jacob/Gelda, with possible Irish references (Luceti/Tales of the Abyss in Luceti)
Jacob was married. Or, rather, had been married in his own world. Gelda knew about this. ANI had publicly proclaimed this fact for the whole population of Luceti to see. She also knew that she was virtually in a relationship with Regal as well, by now. Even so, everyone needed to give into temptation from time to time.
Jacob’s accent alone was enough to give Gelda the shivers, but the journals had always been a limitation. Nobody could’ve imagined just how handsome the man was until they saw him with their own eyes. There was nothing anybody could ever say that would make Gelda regret this. It was a one-time thing, and every second of it was pure bliss.
Still, by nature, Gelda was quite the tease. She wanted to have as much impact on the Malnosso traitor as possible. This is why, first opportunity she got, her right hand instantly moved up to grasp the man’s naked crotch, eliciting an almost desperate gasp. Gelda smiled wickedly.
“I’ve got your Lucky Charms, Jacob, and I’m going to keep them.”
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If your request isn't in here, well... That means you missed the first half, which can be found here. Also... sorry Kyo. Really, that was the best I could do with the limited material I have. ;_;
Warning, the goggles will do nothing, what has been seen cannot be unseen and Meowzy will not be held responsible for any mental damage you may sustain from reading the one-shots in question.
Din maestsorel;
Alfonso/De Loco (Skies of Arcadia)
There were many things about Ixa’Taka that Alfonso hated. The smell, for one thing. Not to mention mosquitoes the size of huskras. The people who lived in this damp jungle were barbarians who hadn’t even invented shirts yet. For some of the more handsome men, this was an advantage. However, there were plenty of lummoxes who could benefit from covering up their fat. Of all the places Galcian could’ve sent him, it had to be this.
Well, at least there was one particular upside to this hellhole. Not a big upside, but everyone knows good things can come in small packages. Every single moment of free time he had would be spent pestering DeLoco. If he didn’t have free time on his hands, he’d shove the work into someone else’s hands and get free time. This behaviour hadn’t escaped DeLoco’s notice, either. However, Valua’s main technician had decided not to make any mentions of it. As long as Alfonso didn’t disrupt his research, his ‘companionship’ was very much appreciated.
They were just two high-class Valuan admirals stuck in a world of savages, after all. Who better to turn to than each other?
--------
Kyo kyosukekusaragi;
John/Jacob/Jingleheimer/Schmidt (Luceti)
Deep down, all Malnosso were selfish. Some blatantly obvious so, while others had a hidden agenda. Jacob’s was probably the most hidden of all. John was basically just in it for the kicks. Schmidt was an arrogant woman who enjoyed domineering her subordinates. Jingleheimer? Well, he just wanted to pretend he had people close to him, even though he knew nobody cared shit about him.
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Griff griffins;
Vyse/Lloyd (Skies of Arcadia/Tales of Symphonia)
He knew a smile tugged at his lips as he ran a hand through locks of hair, the same shade of chestnut as his own. He was also quite aware of the warm, fuzzy feeling in his stomach as he caught a glance of those similar brown eyes. In a way, the other boy was so much like him it was almost terrifying. But that, in turn, is what made it so exciting and right. Nobody understood the Captain’s needs better than his own First Mate.
Both had always harboured an adventurous nature and a thirst for discovering exciting new places. While the two of them had a separate history of journeys, this was one adventure they were fully intent on undertaking together. As firm believers of teamwork, both were well-supplied in terms of pleasure as well.
The journey had its ups and downs, of course. Lloyd got excited far too easily and Vyse acted mostly on impulse. However, as all adventures, the end result was more than worth the sacrifices made along the way.
--------
Luna luna_hoshino;
Kratos/Yuan; Creative use of the belts on Kratos’ Judgment outfit. (Tales of Symphonia)
It was always a kick to see Kratos Aurion in his Cruxis garb. It fit his body perfectly and gave him a real vibe of authority. Some subordinates admired his uniform as he passed. They couldn’t help but be impressed by his sense of style. However, people who knew him better had started to wonder.
Why the belts?
Kratos Aurion was not a man of fashion. Far from it. He paid much more value to practical purposes. While the perfect fit ensured maximum movability during battle and the sense of authority was always a plus, the rest of the outfit didn’t seem so practical at all. Surely, he wouldn’t give a damn about style. In fact, those random belts weren’t quite so stylish at all. An interesting fashion statement, but certainly not the in thing.
There was only one person who had uncovered the mystery of the belts. This was the person who knew Kratos best of all. Yuan’s chafed wrists were undeniable proof that the belts did serve a practical purpose after all.
-
Richter/Emil; Superhero!Ammy to the rescue. (Tales of Symphonia DotNW/Okami in Luceti)
In Luceti, heroes came in many shapes and many sizes. The most unusual of its heroes, however, was Amaterasu. Though only a wolf, she was one of the bravest and selfless souls in the village. One of the benefits of her animal nature was, of course, her innate hearing. She could hear a tree fall from miles away. She knew when two people were bickering on the other side of the village. And, in this case, she was alarmed as soon as someone cried out nearby.
It was a voice she easily recognized. That nice blonde boy with the girly voice and the pretty green eyes. Wimpy. And he sounded like he was in pain.
Not wasting a moment, she sped towards house #20, which appeared to be the scene of the crime. Just as she arrived outside one of the bedroom windows, another cry sounded.
“Ahhh! Richter!”
From this, Ammy could reach only one deduction. That Richter person was hurting Wimpy! No, from the sound of those high-pitched squeaks, perhaps even killing him! There wasn’t a second to lose! There was a growl of determination, after which she promptly crashed her way through the window and into the bedroom.
She didn’t bother to stop and think why the two were naked, or why the room smelled so heavily of sweat. Richter, who looked up at the white wolf in a state of shock, was promptly knocked off the bed and to the ground. He only narrowly avoided hitting his head on the nightstand, but it was a nasty crash all the same. Ammy was just about to finish the job when Emil called out desperately.
“N-no! Snowball! Down!”
Amaterasu turned to glance at him, tilting her head in a confused manner. Humans were strange, sometimes.
--------
Setsuna setsunacutey;
Jacob/Gelda, with possible Irish references (Luceti/Tales of the Abyss in Luceti)
Jacob was married. Or, rather, had been married in his own world. Gelda knew about this. ANI had publicly proclaimed this fact for the whole population of Luceti to see. She also knew that she was virtually in a relationship with Regal as well, by now. Even so, everyone needed to give into temptation from time to time.
Jacob’s accent alone was enough to give Gelda the shivers, but the journals had always been a limitation. Nobody could’ve imagined just how handsome the man was until they saw him with their own eyes. There was nothing anybody could ever say that would make Gelda regret this. It was a one-time thing, and every second of it was pure bliss.
Still, by nature, Gelda was quite the tease. She wanted to have as much impact on the Malnosso traitor as possible. This is why, first opportunity she got, her right hand instantly moved up to grasp the man’s naked crotch, eliciting an almost desperate gasp. Gelda smiled wickedly.
“I’ve got your Lucky Charms, Jacob, and I’m going to keep them.”
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If your request isn't in here, well... That means you missed the first half, which can be found here. Also... sorry Kyo. Really, that was the best I could do with the limited material I have. ;_;