phantom smells
Okay this is pretty gross but I can tell you guys.
I smell asparagus pee. And it's not from me. I haven't eaten asparagus for a few months. And there's nobody around me. And anyway, one generally only smells asparagus pee when one is peeing, and I'm not. I'm sitting all by myself in an enormous room. But I smell it. I smell it BAD. It started after lunch. I had a sandwich that I have eaten eleventymillion times without smelling anything weird afterward so I don't think that's it.
I admit I did not take a shower this morning. Yes occasionally I forgo a shower in the AM. I'm not exactly sweatin' to the oldies or anything so sometimes in the winter I can skip one, okay? You don't have to get close if you don't want to. ;-)
But that is not why I smell asparagus pee.
It's all I can think about.
I'm taking a shower the minute I get home.
I smell asparagus pee. And it's not from me. I haven't eaten asparagus for a few months. And there's nobody around me. And anyway, one generally only smells asparagus pee when one is peeing, and I'm not. I'm sitting all by myself in an enormous room. But I smell it. I smell it BAD. It started after lunch. I had a sandwich that I have eaten eleventymillion times without smelling anything weird afterward so I don't think that's it.
I admit I did not take a shower this morning. Yes occasionally I forgo a shower in the AM. I'm not exactly sweatin' to the oldies or anything so sometimes in the winter I can skip one, okay? You don't have to get close if you don't want to. ;-)
But that is not why I smell asparagus pee.
It's all I can think about.
I'm taking a shower the minute I get home.